Written by pandasRpeople2, on July 6, 2007

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Homeless. It's a word rarely heard in prosperous Webkinz World. But tonight, after a string of failed business ventures, chef Frog E. Frogg finds himself out of doors.



"I dreamed of starting a restaurant," Frogg sighed. "Nothing outlandish, just a comfortable little place...

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I had plans for a nice steak joint. But, you know, the local Cows didn't take too kindly to that notion. And, well... who can blame them, really?" He shifted uneasily on the park bench. "So I figured, maybe we could make BBQ ribs instead." A long pause. "Did you know that there's a Pig Mafia? Well, long story short, the rib thing wasn't happening."

The despondent pond-dweller continued: "So I thought, maybe fried chicken? No, no, not that either..." He rubbed his forehead gingerly. "The Googles can be, ah, very persuasive."

It was only after these three failed attempts that Frog E. Frogg settled on a vegetarian diner. And then he realized the awful truth: no one in Webkinz World eats out anyways. "I figured, with all this disposable income floating around, that a nice restaurant would be a sure thing. But apparently, everyone only eats what they can grow in their garden or buy at the store." With a disdainful sniff, he added, "And I suppose, if they're perfectly content to eat the blech or the gunk that results from the mindless tossing of pickles, crackers and chocolates into a bubbling cauldron, they could hardly be bothered to appreciate real cooking."

Asked what he plans to do now, Frogg buried his head in his hands and said, "I'll have to move in with my cousin and spin the Wheel of Wow everyday until I get back on my feet. Oh, the shame! The shame!"

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Posted by no, on February 25, 2008, 1. 3rd 1st comment Woah. I just love this and I hope you guys know this is my 3rd 1st comment. I love this thread!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by no, on February 26, 2008, 2. AGAIN Seriously? This has a very rare   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by no, on February 26, 2008, 3. AGAIN Are you kidding me? This has the rare rate three heart rating and you have not posted any comments? This has been looked at 3,000 something times and no. NO comments. Well, there isn't really anything to write about but let's start talking. Ha ha ha this story is so funny and I hope you know it's just fake. It could never be real You all know that When you adopt your webkinz you get a room You can never adopt a webkinz without a room. This person might actully be poor, but never homeless. This person actually bought this yard AND the bench AND the clothes AND the flowers. !   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... » See all 1 replie(s) Posted by no, on February 26, 2008, 4. 6000 looks, no comments Sorry about my miscounting, there have been 6,000 something looks at this thread and no one except for me have commented ?   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by aa0812, on March 19, 2008, 5. 5th coment umm ok... BUT I AM 5th coment   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by smiley246, on March 27, 2008, 6. dscott59@cinci.rr.com hi everybody!!!!!!! 6th comment!!!!!!!!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by anna, on March 28, 2008, 7. that happened to me this happened to me but this dudet has alot of webkinz like me when u get up to 15 webkinz they stop giving u free rooms and just give u 1000 dollar coin instead to buy your room at any size so there   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by jc0291997, on March 29, 2008, 8. OOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAY that is SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awkward& FakE.   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by mmskn, on March 31, 2008, 9. poor judy judy is my webkinz she is in distress to she has too teach a class at my house she has to teach science and history!!!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by webkinzlove, on April 21, 2008, 10. REALLY? He was really pushed onto the street!?!?!?!? but i never heard of him before either!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by LOLQueen, on April 27, 2008, 11. LOLS LOL omg this is so funny   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by LOL!, on May 12, 2008, 12. WOW! WOW! Yay! 12th comment (hopefully) but anyways that was a really nice fiction story! LOVE YOUR WEBSITE! I really hope they make a webkinz giraffe...odd that they would make more than one type of 1 animal and no new ones!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment... Posted by michelle, on May 13, 2008, 13. aww aww so sad the frog is sooooo cute!   » Report this comment to administrator » Reply to this comment...