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Old 06-08-2009, 01:16 PM   #1
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I was reading the old news for WI and i noticed all these funny stories! Justin or FIA should find a couple of creative members to write stories! I loved what the stories said they were so funny! Once every 3 days we could have one up and help us have a good laugh! Under this is the one Dixiecup told, about M.E.A.T. Thanks for reading everyone!

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For years in Webkinz World, carnivores and herbivores had existed quite peaceably, side by side. The lions, tigers, leopards and so forth never felt the urge to eat their neighbors, since they could have all the meat they wanted cheaply from the W Shop. But this idyllic harmony has been upset by the shocking revelation that all the hamburgers, hot dogs and so forth sold at the W Shop have never been meat at all, but M.E.A.T.

"It stands for Mostly Edible Anodized Tofu," explained a W Shop employee, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "Its taste and texture is virtually identical to actual meat, and we figured this would be a nice way to satisfy the dietary preferences of our carnivorous customers while not, you know, totally freaking out all the cows and pigs."




We asked a lion, a tiger and a bear (oh my!) for their reaction to this shocking revelation. Their responses ran the gamut from anger, to confusion, to indifference.

The lion: "I am outraged with the fiery hotness of burning fire, and my rage shall not be quenched until I have gnawed the bones of the perpetrators of this perpetration!"

The tiger: "What the heck is anodized tofu?"

The bear: "As long as it's mostly edible, I guess I really don't care."

While at this stage carnivorous reaction to the M.E.A.T. scandal has remained limited to angry phone calls and sporadic public demonstrations, many herbivores have quietly begun installing deadbolts on their doors. "This is clearly a delicate situation," said one local Pig. &quotoes it make me nervous? Well, let's just say that I'm glad there's no Big Bad Wolfkinz in the neighborhood."

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The controversy has also put the Googles uncomfortably in the spotlight, as there is some debate as to whether or not one can follow a vegetarian diet and still eat fowl. A distressed Googles explained her concern: "If I am not technically meat, then maybe the tigers and leopards would not want to eat me. And yet, if I am not technically meat, then what is to stop an overly hungry Hippo from regarding me as a fuzzy white pear?"

While officials have not yet formally announced a response, the odds seem high that they will simply continue to sell M.E.A.T. and will, for those predators unwilling to accept the compromise, provide free one-way tickets to the Animal Planet website.

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Old 06-08-2009, 01:18 PM   #2
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thats a really good idea
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:19 PM   #3
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Thanks for posting!
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:20 PM   #4
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I remember those!

They were from PANDASRPEOPLE2, right? Or something like that! Those were hilarious!
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:22 PM   #5
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I will go check, but let's get alot of people to comment then show Justin or FIA we want
that back!

It was the pandasrpeople2

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Old 06-08-2009, 01:46 PM   #6
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We can see them Tyler I know what you are asking for. I LOVE the older stories, like the one about what MEAT really is
That is Modified Edible Anodized Tofu Not really meat but an acronym for it...but it LOOKS like meat
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:49 PM   #7
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Yea, I read that one too, and i was laughing about it all day! It is always great to have a good laugh that is clean enough to tell your whole family!
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:28 PM   #8
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I miss them too! I liked the one about the New Year's Resolutions!

That google vowed to grow appendages!
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:33 PM   #9
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Yeah, I miss those Remember the one about the earth quake and the frog?
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:41 PM   #10
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Ahh...I wasn't here for it, but I remember pandasRpeople2 and Merthyn would always give us great stories. I hope that it will come back...I think it will be a great addition to WI

On a side note, they might have stopped it because it used to fill spae on the front page. Now, there is so much going on in WW, they have enough info to not need the stories...
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