Which fish can perform operations?
Why are fish so smart?
They're always in school
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name that Tuna
Which fish dresses the best?
Swordfish - It always looks sharp
What fish goes up the river at 100 mph?
The motor pike
Which fish is the most precious?
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide
How do fish go into business
They start out on a small scale
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid What did the fish say when he slammed into a wall?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna
What do you get when you cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
Well, if it was 12 inches long, it would be a foot
*This one sounds bad.