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Old 03-30-2010, 05:53 PM   #1
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Default Funny laws. new ones added!!!

Here are some funny laws let my know what you think. New ones start at the bolded one.




If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
United States, West Virginia

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).
Canada

It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.
France

An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Massachusetts, North Andover, United States

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
Oklahoma, United States

Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
California, Indian Wells, United States

Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Daytona Beach, Florida, United States

Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
Iowa, United States

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Arkansas, Little Rock, United States

You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maine, United States

You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
California, Santa Monica, United States

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Massachusetts, United States

No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.
Seattle, United States, Washington

Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Minnesota, St. Cloud, United States

Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cranford, New Jersey, United States

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.
Nebraska, United States, Waterloo

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Canada

Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
Trout Creek, United States, Utah


Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Illinois, Ottowa, United States

You may not drive barefooted.

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.


Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public







I just found these on a website so they might be wrong.

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Old 03-30-2010, 07:05 PM   #2
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not the hamburgers not being allowed to b eaten on Sundays!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THEM!!! i. love. hamburgers. yesh.

as for the gunpowder one, i certaintly hope my pharmacist doesn't give me it something tells me it wouldn't exactly...help XD


These are too funny thx for sharing them!
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:20 PM   #3
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ILP's replies!:

You may not step out of a plane in flight. > Oh, Really? Darn it!
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.> But, I was bringing them home from Costco!
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.> Oh, Darn! I was going to be in a rock band!
No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.> Darn! I was going to (NOT!)
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.> But they're Cheesy!

Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense> I had dirt in my mouth!.
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.> It is not a boat! It's a Puppet theatre!
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.> No kidding!



What the heck! tHESE ARE Ridiculous!

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Old 03-30-2010, 07:24 PM   #4
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LOL! These are soooooo funny! Thank you for sharing!
I got a good laugh out of these! Haha. I love them. Please do share more if you find some more!

My favorites are:
Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.
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Old 03-30-2010, 08:00 PM   #5
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ROTFL!
those are funnys
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Old 03-30-2010, 08:15 PM   #6
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LOL! I love the "No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission." I love the snoring, band aid, and barking ones too.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:51 PM   #7
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Haha most of those laws are crazy!
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:21 PM   #8
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Those are awwesome can you Pm me the site you got them from?!

I love these!!!!!!
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:32 PM   #9
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lol since i am not an any of those places i am going to break ALL of them! i wonder what happens if i do. . .

now with these new laws i am going to have a whole bag of salt and pour it on a railroad track then i will drive home with a lantern attached to my car going in the wrong direction then i will walk through New York with a mask on and a fake mustache to church! To top it off i will play dominos that sunday with my friends (now how many laws did i break. . . XD)

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Old 03-30-2010, 10:39 PM   #10
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Haha, those are so funny!
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