chuck norris

[Mustang399]

CHUCK NORRIS rocks!

[swimmergal20+]

These might've already been posted, but.

There's no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
There's no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there.
Chuck Norris can run around the Earth and round-house kick himself in the back.
Ninjas want to be like Chuck Norris when they grow up.

The first one's on my school binder. :D

[wowewe]

chuck norris was born in texas- my state.
boo yeah!

[lil_horse_lover]

Chuck Norris checks his closet at night for Jethro Gibbs (you have to watch NCIS to get this).

[Pablo5000]

any more chuck norris jokes anybody?

[Sunray]

Er, i KINDA know who he is cuz everyone talks about him, but i dont really know... I just love the jokes about him. xD

[carmentacmc]

Here are all the Chuck Norris jokes I know:

Chuck Norris...
Can slam a revolving door.
Won a staring contest with a wall.
Won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Has counted to infinity...*dramatic pause* Twice.
Can divide by zero.
Can fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times.
Finished the Song that Doesn't End.
Won the game.
Can speak Braille!