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Eminem says I'm not afraid, Chuck Norris says I love the way you lie.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming
When Chuck Norris crosses the street , cars look both ways.
When the Statue of Liberty was brought to America by the French, Chuck Norris didn't like the color. He stared at it and said, "Green". Look at it now...
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris used to dig ditches as a young man. This is when the Grand Canyon was formed.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris was to star in Mission:Impossible but they recasted because they would've had to change the name of the movie to Mission:Accomplished.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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