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Old 10-05-2008, 12:13 PM   #1
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Talking 1,ooo,ooo Ways to Get a Good Laugh When Your Down in the Dumps

Ok we're going to post some jokes (numbered of course) for people, to cheer them up! Plus we're going to try to get at least 1,000,000!!!!!

PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANY JOKES OR STATEMENTS, ETC. BLONDE JOKES (i dont take offense to any jokes even though im blonde)

1. Whats dumber than a blonde building a house underwater?
A brunette trying to burn it down!

2.Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didnt say banana again?!?!

3. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!

4. What is a free gift? Arent all gifts free?

5. A blonde walks into Bestbuy and asks a salesman "Can i buy this television?"
The salesperson says "No, your blonde"
So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red, then she comes back and asks the salesman "Can i but this television?"
The salesman says "No your blonde"
So the blonde dyesher hair black and goes back and askes again "Can i buy this television?"
The salesman says "No your blonde"
So the blonde says "How do you know?"
The salesman replies "because this is a microwave!"



NOW YOU GUYS KEEP IT GOING!!!! I MIGHT ADD SOME ON LATER IN THE THREAD!!
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:15 PM   #2
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I like the 5th one.
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:21 PM   #3
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Default Re: 1,ooo,ooo Ways to Get a Good Laugh When Your Down in the Dumps

Thanks! I really hope people post more!!
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:24 PM   #4
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the first one is really funny
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:36 PM   #5
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I love the 5th one. Iv seen it on the internet a bunch of times before and I love it!
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Old 10-05-2008, 12:47 PM   #6
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Thanks guys!!!! PLEASEEEE POST MORE JOKES/ FUNNY STATEMENTS!!
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Old 10-05-2008, 01:58 PM   #7
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6. There were three girls. A red-head, a brunette and a blonde. They had to jump off a cliff, but got one wish as they did so.
The red-head jumped and as she did, she yelled, "I wish there were lots of pillows at the bottom of this cliff!" And landed in a pile of pillows.
The brunette jumped off and yelled, "I wish there was a big pile of soft feathers at the bottom!" And she landed in a pile of soft feathers.
The blonde stood on the cliff and started to yell, "I wish--" And then tripped and fell off the cliff, yelling "Crud!!!" in anger. She landed in a pile of crud!
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:36 PM   #8
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Nice one mutt lol
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:46 PM   #9
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7. what did tenasse? what arkensaw

8. what did delaware? a brand new jersey
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:50 PM   #10
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lol, these are awesome.
i dont have any right now, but i will soon!
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