wow this riddle is one of the best. There can be a few possible ansers tho, here they are - Pressure
I turn polar bears white-- Of course
and I will make you cry-- Pressure gets in your eyes you cry
I make guys have to ***-- Pressure to the Blatter
and girls comb their hair-- per pressure
I make celebrities look stupid-- Pressure of people.
I turn pancakes brown-obvious.
and make your champane bubble.-- Presuure does make champane bubble
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.-- if you sqeeze a ballon it would pop from the pressure in side
If you look at me, you'll pop... Pressure works in weird ways "AIR"
I turn polar bears white - hair is hollow full of air
and I will make you cry. -A cold wind can make you cry
I make guys have to *** - a cold breeze if you are exposed
and girls comb their hair. - wind will mess up hair
I make celebrities look stupid - same -wind will mess up hair
and normal people look like celebrities. - Sometimes wind will cause that "wind blown look"
I turn pancakes brown - turning brown when cooking is because of heat induced oxydation
and make your champane bubble. - CO2
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. - air in bubble wrap
If you look at me, you'll pop. - this last one I'm not sure of. If you look into the wind do your eyes pop? Looking into the wind when trying to hit a baseball make you pop-up? sun.
"I turn [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]polar [COLOR=#295b8b! important]bears[/color][/color][/color] white" Polar bears have clear [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]hair[/color][/color] shafts, so when light from the sun's rays reflect off them, they appear white. "and I will make you cry." When you look at the sun, your eyes water, making it seem like you're crying. "I make guys have to ***" The sun coming up in the morning wakes you up if you've been sleeping, and most of you know that soon after you wake up, you have to ***. "and girls comb their hair." The sun brings light, which brings visibility to our world. Girls, once it is light, worry about being seen. They comb their hair to look better in the light from the sun. "I make [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]celebrities[/color][/color] look stupid" Everyone who's read People [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]Magazine[/color][/color] knows that celebrities can look stupid. The sun is the provider of light for the stupid pictures that have been taken.
"and normal people look like celebrities."
Just like the sun sees/makes celebrities look stupid, it can make normal people look like celebrities. Both are possible with the right [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]lighting[/color][/color]. "I turn pancakes brown" The brown on pancakes is just reflected light, which comes from the sun. "and make your champane bubble." The sun's light catches the champagne bubbles, causing them to sparkle. Without light, they wouldn't be visible. "If you squeeze me, I'll pop." This line probably originated from the previous line's image of champagne bubbles "popping." But if we were to squeeze the sun, which is a ball of [COLOR=#295b8b! important][COLOR=#295b8b! important]gas[/color][/color], we can imagine that it would pop. "If you look at me, you'll pop." Again, the word "pop." The repetition is obvious. "Pop" in this situation means to destroy. Did your mother ever tell you not to look at the sun? Mine did. She told me that it would destroy my vision, making me go TIME TIME The time has come, winter is here and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs As time marches on Girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush As time passes For those held high their end is nigh As time catches up Everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel As time turns Without it we have flour and water With it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks All the time that has past man cannot comprehend something so vast. HOPE I WIN!!