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Old 08-01-2007, 04:09 PM   #41
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KIDS ARE QUICK
Webkinz at school!



TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say,"I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:37 PM   #42
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A couple, Buddy the Golden Retriever, and Coco the Cocker Spaniel, we're driving along one day. They came to a stoplight and sat there for over 2 hours! Buddy looked at a fence on his left, and probably because he was so dizzy, he seemed to move forward when he looked at it. He said to Coco, "That's so strange! Every time I look at that fence, I feel like we're moving forward!" Coco replied, "That's great! Keep looking at it, and soon we'll be home!"

Once a Raccoon was in a car crash. When he got to the emergency room, the doctor said, "I can't operate on him! He's my son!" But the doctor was not his father. Who was it? His mother!

Once there were 3 Hippos stranded on an island. There was a genie pegasus who came up to them and said, "Hello, I am a genie. You may each get 1 wish." The first 2 men wished to go home and the 3rd man said, "I miss my friends. I wish they were with me!"

The same 3 hippos we're stuck on a cliff. The same genie pegasus came and said, "Run off the cliff, say something, and you will land in that." The first 2 men ran off the cliff and yelled, "GOLD!" The 3rd man said, "What a bunch of fools!" So he ran off the cliff, preparing to say 'diamonds', but tripped on a rock and said, "Oh, ****!"

The same 3 hippos we're stranded in a desert. The same genie pegasus came with a very very long slide. He told them to go down the slide, and say a liquid, and they will land in that. The first 2 men went down and yelled, "WATER!" The 3rd man was too distracted by the slide, so when he went down, he said, "WEEEE!" But the slide was so long he ran out of breath and had to say it again, "WEEEE!"

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Old 08-03-2007, 05:42 AM   #43
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Ok now that's more like it!!! Thanks everyone so far for reading the rules of the contest.
I have found lots of funny ones, however they didn't follow a rule or two. I have a couple of winners on here, still need 8 more.
Keep `em coming! kayeray
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Here is the Rules again: Just incase: thanks!
Rules:
  1. It must be a NICE, CLEAN joke. Remember this is a family site.
  2. No more than 5 to 10 jokes
  3. No copying someone elses joke. Be original. We all have a creative side to us no matter what our age is. You can do it!
  4. Leave your WKW User name.
  5. Do not make or poke fun at anyone elses jokes. Only good comments on here please!
  6. Must pertain to Webkinz/Lil Kinz or Webkinz World. Can Also be a Webkinz Insider joke as well. (remember to be nice and clean)
Have FUN !

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Old 08-03-2007, 08:18 AM   #44
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I really like these jokes!SO funny!
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:35 AM   #45
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joke removed


please keep jokes related to webkinz
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:38 AM   #46
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Did I say people? Well, then they can all be Webkinz. Sorry!
Old 08-03-2007, 02:46 PM   #47
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ColorColor!:
That is an insult to all christians that is not true that would never happen and i know you were trying to be funny but that's not. so just stop making fun of someone else's religon. God is my savior and i will live with him in heaven one day. he is not a genie or a fairy or anything he is my savior. he does not grant wishes. and saying christians r ugly is just down right mean! I know you "ment" to say webkinz but u didn't.


I dont care if i get disqualified for trashing someone else's joke because that is my religon and i am standing up for what i believe in. i don't think that is right and if i see anyone going along with that i will report them imediatly. rest ashured of that.
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by the way koolcat2133 you should not have laughed it isn't funny.

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Old 08-03-2007, 02:52 PM   #48
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thank you i thought you were laughing at the joke sorry.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:57 PM   #49
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yeah its an insult you should be ashamed
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:00 PM   #50
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Although somewhat rude, I don't think that Colorcolor! was trying to hurt anyone with her joke. Just look at her signature.
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