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There once was a man and women who lived in an apartment. The man asked the women do you want this bannana?, she said no so he threw it out the window. He then asked do you want this apple?, she said now so he threw it out the window. He then asked do you want this bomb?, she said no so he threw it out the window. Then they desided to take a walk. They first saw a boy and he was crying they asked what was the matter. I slipped on a bannanna and droped my ice cream they said oh and kept on walking. They then say a girl who was crying they said what is the matter/ She said an apple hit me on my head. They said oh and kept on walking. They then say this old man about 90 roaring with laughter. They asked what is so funny? He said I farted and the building next to me blew up.
A panda walks into a resturaunt and asks for a sandwhich. When he finishes eating, he is handed a bill. He pulls a gun out of his pocket, and shoots the waiter. Then he simply walks out. The owner of the resturaunt calls the police to come to the resturaunt, that there has been a shooting. When the police get there, they ask suspects to describe the shooter. They tell them he was a panda bear. The police pulls out a dictionary and asks the owner to read it. The owner clears his throat and says, "panda, two syllables, noun: Eats shoots and leaves.
There once was a girl that loved to ride horses. She finaly got the chance to ride a horse and she was so accited. She got on all her gear and hopped on to her horse. She was riding for a while when she starts to slip and gets caught on her strups. She yells help help somebody help me helppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!! Just as she thought that she was done for the mannager comes over and turns it off.
ok there were a couple moving to florida. the husband went early to see wat it was like. when he got there he sent an email to his wife. he accidently sent the email to an elderly women whose husband had just died. this is the email: Dear my love, its lovely up here. i bet youll luv it. cant wait for you to come tommarow!!! Love your husband ps: its very warm up here!!!
Ok so there is this Lion and she has three sons
they feel like they haven't been very good sons to her so they go all out for her birthday!
The first one buys her an amazing 2 story house and a mustang. The second buys her a home theatre system to entertain her friends in. The third puts real thought into his gift and decides to give her a parrot that can reciet the bible because she is getting old and can't read that well.
So when the Lion is righting the thank you notes she rights to the first son:
thank you so much for the beauitful house. Except i am only living in one room and i have to clean the whole thing. Oh, and thank you for the car! But my license expired 4 years ago and i am a wrecking behind the wheel. But thanks anyway.
To the second son she writes:
Thank you for the beuitful home theatre system except i haven't seen it yet because i can't make it up the stairs anymore and all my friends r dead. But thanks anyway.
To the third son she writes:
Thank you so much! your the only one who put some real thought into your gift! the chicken was delicious
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