Webkinz Insider - Not affiliated with Ganz or Webkinz.

Welcome to WI!


Free Webkinz Codes

Ads  Remove Ads

Become an Insider Insider Subscriber and make these ads go away!
Go Back   Webkinz Insider Forum > WebkinzInsider.Com > Contests & Click-to-Wins > Members - Food

Welcome to the Webkinz Insider Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives limits your access to many of our other features. By joining our FREE community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), removal of some (including the "in-text") ads, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features, such as trading, and entering contests! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
Closed
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-07-2008, 03:45 PM   #11
Yeah, I have a
Webkinz :)
4everisnever has a spectacular aura about4everisnever has a spectacular aura about

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

haha...i cant i already entered 3 times lol!! hahah
4everisnever is offline Female
Sponsored Links
Old 05-08-2008, 03:20 PM   #12
messyjessie94
Webkinz :)
 
messyjessie94's Avatar
messyjessie94 is on a distinguished road

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

This is a long one but it's my favorite!

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when one looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving him a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!


MJ
messyjessie94 is offline Female
Old 05-08-2008, 03:25 PM   #13
Kris Allen is very
Banned
CookiePrincess is a glorious beacon of lightCookiePrincess is a glorious beacon of lightCookiePrincess is a glorious beacon of light

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

I stiiiiinnnkkk!
CookiePrincess is offline Female
Old 05-08-2008, 05:33 PM   #14
Obsessed with
Webkinz :)
 
WIluver345's Avatar
WIluver345 will become famous soon enough

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movie?



Awnser: It was rated arrrrrr
WIluver345 is offline
Old 05-08-2008, 06:10 PM   #15
chihuahagirl1995
Webkinz :)
 
chihuaha1993's Avatar
chihuaha1993 is a jewel in the roughchihuaha1993 is a jewel in the rough

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

on a pirate ship there was a magician that always put on shows. the captains parrot always sat behind and eventully figuered out the the tricks and started yelling out how he did the trick to the audience well one day the ship sank and the magician and parrot were stuck together and they stared at eachother with hate then a few hours later the parrot said ok give up where in the world is the ship
chihuaha1993 is offline
Old 05-12-2008, 09:00 AM   #16
messyjessie94
Webkinz :)
 
messyjessie94's Avatar
messyjessie94 is on a distinguished road

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

OK so, who wins?

MJ
messyjessie94 is offline Female
Old 05-12-2008, 02:36 PM   #17
moon91
Webkinz :)
 
weathergirl13's Avatar
weathergirl13 is on a distinguished road

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

i will choose the winner later.
weathergirl13 is offline
Old 05-12-2008, 03:36 PM   #18
messyjessie94
Webkinz :)
 
messyjessie94's Avatar
messyjessie94 is on a distinguished road

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

OK. Cool!

MJ
messyjessie94 is offline Female
Old 05-14-2008, 01:53 PM   #19
moon91
Webkinz :)
 
weathergirl13's Avatar
weathergirl13 is on a distinguished road

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

the winner is............................................................................chickpea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! please tell me your wwid.
weathergirl13 is offline
Old 05-14-2008, 02:20 PM   #20
GymnastGirl724
Guest

Default Re: Pirate Joke Contest!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

wait, can i enter a time or two?
Closed

Tags
funny jokes, pirates

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:20 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright © 2007-2013 Kopi Enterprises, LLC
WebkinzInsider.Com is not an official site of, sponsored by, nor affiliated with Ganz, Inc, Webkinz, Lil'Kinz, or Kinzville Newz and all character names, logos, and images are trademarks owned by Ganz, Inc.
no new posts