| 11-22-2007, 09:36 AM || #8 |
Join Date: Sep 2007
| | Re: Make my day contest
here is a joke.....it is sorta thanksgiving
recently i received a parrot as a gift.
the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and obnoxious.
i tried and tried to change the birds attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else i could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
finally, i was annoyed and i yelled at the parrot.
the parrot yelled back.
i shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. so, in desperation, i threw my hands up, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. for a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. then suddenly there was total queit. not a peep was heard for over a minute. fearing that i'd hurt the parrot, i quickly opened the door to the freezer.
the parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstreched arms and said"i beleive i may have offended you with my rude words and actions. i apoligize for my inappropriate words and i fully intend to do everything i can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
i was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. as i was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,"may i ask what the turkey did?"
(u may have to read it twice)
---------- Googlejo22 added 0 Minutes and 24 Seconds later ----------
it didn't really happen
Last edited by Googlejo22; 11-22-2007 at 09:36 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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