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My boyfriend is a Capt with the fire dept. He lived on his own before we were together. One day his guys at work kept looking at him funny and often.
My BF finally got aggravated and said "What is it?"
His guys asked " Ummm Capt' why are you wearing pink socks and a pink Tshirt?".
My boyfriends said " What? Why did you tell me this before? I thought you knew I was colorblind!!
His guys laughed and said " Oh, well, by the way your new sunglasses are pink too."
My poor boyfriend. He truly is colorblind. He had washed something red with his white clothing and couldn't tell that the whites turned pink. He told me this story and I laughed so much and had to love him for the nonchalant way he deals with it.
Angelsweets2, Have we made you laugh at all yet?!?!!?! LAUGH!... Please laugh.. please.. with a cherry on top?
LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH! Dang, this girl must be pretty darn serious to not laugh yet.
Originally Posted by Alcnor
I am so sorry you are not feeling good, I have been feeling kind of down since school started(coincidence?). When I made a luagh contest, I smiled at almost every single joke, but did not laugh. Then I realized that in order to feel happy and laugh, you must first let yourself laugh, instead of trying to hold it in so no one would win the contest. So, I opened my mind very slighttly. One minute later, kinzfan09 won with their comment about their dog who smelled like it ate cheese and threw up when it farted. Enough said.
Here are my feeble attempts:
When life gives you lemons, throw them at a ****.
When life gives you lemons, and you can't exchange them for something you like better, shove it down a nerd's pants and take a picture. At least then you will feel better.
What would you get if you bred a bulldog and a shi tzu?
A bull ****.
Three men were stranded at a hotel on an island. they were standing in front of the empty pool when a genie came by. the genie told them that if they jumped into the pool, he would grant them a wish. so the first man, who was an Indian governor, wished he was home and had a lot of money. then the second man, who was a chinese minister, wished he was home with a new house filled with money. when they were gone, George W. Bush runs, stubs his toe, and shouts, "****!" And he landed in a nice soft pile of steamy brown...
three men were in an airplane. an indian minister, a chinese minister, and george bush. they passed over india, and the indian minister threw a stick out the window and said, "for my country". then they passed over china and the chinese minister threw a rock out the window, and said, "for my country". then, they passed over america, and bush threw a bomb out the window and said "for my country". so, they went back to india, where they saw a little boy crying. they asked him why, and he said, "a stick fell out of te sky and hit me on the head." then they went to china, where they saw a little girl crying. they asked her why, and she said, "a rock fell out of the sky and hit me on the head." so then they went to america, where they saw a boy laughing. they asked why, and he said, "I farted, and grandpa's house blew up!"
One day two redheads went hunting. They had been sitting in camouflage with their guns in two trees. Just as one redhead was about to shoot a buck grazing at the base of his tree the other one fell out and scared it away. The redhead on the ground was motionless as his companion came to his side and turned him over.His eyes were rolled back in his head and he wasn't breathing. So, the redhead pulled out his cell phone and called 911. An operator answered his call:
"What's your emergency?"
"My huntin' buddy just fell out of a tree and ain't breathin'!"
"Calm down, sir. First, makes sure he's dead."
There was a bang and the redhead said "Yes, he's dead."
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