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Old 08-25-2007, 07:49 PM   #11
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Live. Laugh. Love. Live your life. Laugh in life. Love your life.
I know that isn't funny or anything, you just gotta laugh.

I'll give it a try..
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:43 PM   #12
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ive got a funny joke!

here goes

Q-Why did the nurse carry a red marer?

A-Incase she needed to DRAW blood!

PM me if i win. HOPE YOU LAUGH!!!
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:45 PM   #13
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I am so sorry you are not feeling good, I have been feeling kind of down since school started(coincidence?). When I made a luagh contest, I smiled at almost every single joke, but did not laugh. Then I realized that in order to feel happy and laugh, you must first let yourself laugh, instead of trying to hold it in so no one would win the contest. So, I opened my mind very slighttly. One minute later, kinzfan09 won with their comment about their dog who smelled like it ate cheese and threw up when it farted. Enough said.

Here are my feeble attempts:

When life gives you lemons, throw them at a ****.

When life gives you lemons, and you can't exchange them for something you like better, shove it down a nerd's pants and take a picture. At least then you will feel better.

What would you get if you bred a bulldog and a shi tzu?
A bull ****.

Three men were stranded at a hotel on an island. they were standing in front of the empty pool when a genie came by. the genie told them that if they jumped into the pool, he would grant them a wish. so the first man, who was an Indian governor, wished he was home and had a lot of money. then the second man, who was a chinese minister, wished he was home with a new house filled with money. when they were gone, George W. Bush runs, stubs his toe, and shouts, "****!" And he landed in a nice soft pile of steamy brown...

three men were in an airplane. an indian minister, a chinese minister, and george bush. they passed over india, and the indian minister threw a stick out the window and said, "for my country". then they passed over china and the chinese minister threw a rock out the window, and said, "for my country". then, they passed over america, and bush threw a bomb out the window and said "for my country". so, they went back to india, where they saw a little boy crying. they asked him why, and he said, "a stick fell out of te sky and hit me on the head." then they went to china, where they saw a little girl crying. they asked her why, and she said, "a rock fell out of the sky and hit me on the head." so then they went to america, where they saw a boy laughing. they asked why, and he said, "I farted, and grandpa's house blew up!"

If you are not laughing open your mind! Now...

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

POTATO BANANA MONKEY SOCKS! Ha, got you didn't I?

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Old 08-25-2007, 11:55 PM   #14
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View Post Originally Posted by Alcnor
I am so sorry you are not feeling good, I have been feeling kind of down since school started(coincidence?). When I made a luagh contest, I smiled at almost every single joke, but did not laugh. Then I realized that in order to feel happy and laugh, you must first let yourself laugh, instead of trying to hold it in so no one would win the contest. So, I opened my mind very slighttly. One minute later, kinzfan09 won with their comment about their dog who smelled like it ate cheese and threw up when it farted. Enough said.

Here are my feeble attempts:

When life gives you lemons, throw them at a ****.

When life gives you lemons, and you can't exchange them for something you like better, shove it down a nerd's pants and take a picture. At least then you will feel better.

What would you get if you bred a bulldog and a shi tzu?
A bull ****.

Three men were stranded at a hotel on an island. they were standing in front of the empty pool when a genie came by. the genie told them that if they jumped into the pool, he would grant them a wish. so the first man, who was an Indian governor, wished he was home and had a lot of money. then the second man, who was a chinese minister, wished he was home with a new house filled with money. when they were gone, George W. Bush runs, stubs his toe, and shouts, "****!" And he landed in a nice soft pile of steamy brown...

three men were in an airplane. an indian minister, a chinese minister, and george bush. they passed over india, and the indian minister threw a stick out the window and said, "for my country". then they passed over china and the chinese minister threw a rock out the window, and said, "for my country". then, they passed over america, and bush threw a bomb out the window and said "for my country". so, they went back to india, where they saw a little boy crying. they asked him why, and he said, "a stick fell out of te sky and hit me on the head." then they went to china, where they saw a little girl crying. they asked her why, and she said, "a rock fell out of the sky and hit me on the head." so then they went to america, where they saw a boy laughing. they asked why, and he said, "I farted, and grandpa's house blew up!"

If you are not laughing open your mind! Now...

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

POTATO BANANA MONKEY SOCKS! Ha, got you didn't I?

Now how do you keep a blonde busy?

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lol i wasnt laughing til i read potato banana monkey socks thats so random and funny lol!
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:57 PM   #15
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Alcnor:

You might have not made her laugh, but you made me laugh! Rep Pointz!
Old 08-26-2007, 12:19 AM   #16
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I will confess to you the story of how I was a FairyGodmother and pool thief all in one. As you know the Humvee went on sale recently. I wished to buy them for my Godchildren and lil friends so I scrambled to come with enough money to get about 7. Basically almost 40,000 KC for the Humvees and the postage and wrapping etc.

So I worked and worked trying to earn cash. I only had a day or two to earn the money so I also sold a lot of my common stuff. i have always bought the 2000kc pools (using coupons) to send to lil friends to keep or sell (since you can't send KC to people).

I have my BFF's daughter passwords and i often go to their acct late night and do quizzy's to make them quick cash. They wake up, sign on and are surprised that the fairy Godmother came and put KC in their acct.

So at the last moment I was about 1000 short so I went to my lil friends acct and mailed her pool to my acct and sold it to get 1000. I had sent her the pool anyway and had given her thousands of KC and would replace the pool within a day but I needed to buy the Humvees right then and I know she would understand and be perfectly fine with it when I told her.
BUT she lost her cell phone and i had no way of getting in touch with her to tell her that it was me that took her pool and why I did it.

So I went to her sign on to her acct to make the money and buy the pool. The password was changed. I had no way to get in touch with her since her phone wasn't answering cause it was lost but I didn't know that.

So I had no way of telling her what I did!!!! i felt so bad.Finally I got in touch with her mom (my BFF since the 80's). I told her I was the one who took the pool and she laughed because she said her daughter had been saying her pool just up and dissappeared and couldn't figure it out what happened or who did it. I confessed what I did and why and asked her to tell her daughter ( who wasn't home then) what i had done. I felt so bad that her daughter thought something bad had happened, like i had just stolen her pool for no reason and she didn't know why but I couldn't get in touch with her to tell her.

So anyway, we all ended up laughing about it. I haven't had a chance to talk to her yet but I sent my lil friend her Humvee and her pool. I received a "Thank You for being such a good friend" note WITH a blue Welcome balloon ( I collect balloons). So I think I am forgiven. So it ended well but we are still laughing about my brief stint as a "pool theif".
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Old 08-26-2007, 12:23 AM   #17
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If I said send me all your special webkinz items...would you laugh?
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Old 08-26-2007, 12:23 AM   #18
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NOLAgirl, lol! webkinz484Jussy, I am KNOWN for being random. emily, i am glad i could make you laugh
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Old 08-26-2007, 12:26 AM   #19
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View Post Originally Posted by Alcnor
I am so sorry you are not feeling good, I have been feeling kind of down since school started(coincidence?). When I made a luagh contest, I smiled at almost every single joke, but did not laugh. Then I realized that in order to feel happy and laugh, you must first let yourself laugh, instead of trying to hold it in so no one would win the contest. So, I opened my mind very slighttly. One minute later, kinzfan09 won with their comment about their dog who smelled like it ate cheese and threw up when it farted. Enough said.

Here are my feeble attempts:

When life gives you lemons, throw them at a ****.

When life gives you lemons, and you can't exchange them for something you like better, shove it down a nerd's pants and take a picture. At least then you will feel better.

What would you get if you bred a bulldog and a shi tzu?
A bull ****.

Three men were stranded at a hotel on an island. they were standing in front of the empty pool when a genie came by. the genie told them that if they jumped into the pool, he would grant them a wish. so the first man, who was an Indian governor, wished he was home and had a lot of money. then the second man, who was a chinese minister, wished he was home with a new house filled with money. when they were gone, George W. Bush runs, stubs his toe, and shouts, "****!" And he landed in a nice soft pile of steamy brown...

three men were in an airplane. an indian minister, a chinese minister, and george bush. they passed over india, and the indian minister threw a stick out the window and said, "for my country". then they passed over china and the chinese minister threw a rock out the window, and said, "for my country". then, they passed over america, and bush threw a bomb out the window and said "for my country". so, they went back to india, where they saw a little boy crying. they asked him why, and he said, "a stick fell out of te sky and hit me on the head." then they went to china, where they saw a little girl crying. they asked her why, and she said, "a rock fell out of the sky and hit me on the head." so then they went to america, where they saw a boy laughing. they asked why, and he said, "I farted, and grandpa's house blew up!"

If you are not laughing open your mind! Now...

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

LAUGH!

POTATO BANANA MONKEY SOCKS! Ha, got you didn't I?

Now how do you keep a blonde busy?

Scroll Down...






Scroll Down...







Almost there...






Scroll up...


hope i could help!
don't be talkin bad bout us nerds!! I got one for ya' since you're DISCRIMINATING against nerds

When life hands you lemons...................................

Squirt them in mean peoples eyes and run

ok here's my contest entry, jk btw alcnor........I couldn't hold a grudge!
Old 08-26-2007, 12:28 AM   #20
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here is something else funny...

potato banana monkey pengin socks ice cream corn starch zebra doodlecakes.



oh yeah, maybe i should tell you the duck story:

so i was about 8 or so, can't quite remember, and i was at camp. we had gone to eat lunch at a duck pond. because they were nice, our counselers gave us each a piece of bread to throw to the ducks. so, after a while, i finished throwing mine. i went to ask for some more, but they did not have any more. so, i started walking down the sidewalk to see if i could find any dropped pieces. and lying at the end of the sidewalk was this HUGE pile of bread and crumbs and stuff. and lying on the top was this BIG pretzel. i picked it up, and found a duck. but when i threw it, I HIT THE DUCK! And there was this big loud, "QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKkk!" and a bunch of fluttering. I quickly sidled away..

hope that made you laugh

oh and bandie, i know you are jk i don't discriminate because I AM A NERD! when i say nerd, i mean people who are annoying and weird that you din't like. like george bush

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