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Old 12-27-2007, 07:33 AM   #41
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i have to stop reading this thread before i get sick from all the laughing
the jokes are funny
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:43 AM   #42

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ok so there is this kid in schools and his teacher says you have to know the first four letters of the alphabet by tomorrow. so the kid went home and asked his mom whats the first letter of the alphabet abd she says "be quiet honey im on the phone" next the kid goes to his older brother who is talking on the phone with his girlfriend. the kid asks whats the 2 letter of the alphabet and he says "oh ya baby oh ya" Now the kid goes to his little brother which is watching batman and asks him whats the 3 letter of the alphabet and he says "*** *** ***! batman!!!" Finally the kid goes to his grandpa who is watching football and says whats the 4 letter of the alphabet and his grandpa says "49 hit 'em hard!" so its the next day and the kid goes to school. his teacher asks whats the first letter of the alphabet and the kid says be quiet honey im on the phone. next the teacher asks do you want to go to the principal and the id says of yeah baby oh yeah. so now the kid is at the principal and the principal asks him whats your name. the kid goes *** *** ***! batman! finally the principal said how many spakins do you want. the kid said 49 hit 'em hard!

thats my joke

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Old 12-27-2007, 03:25 PM   #43
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okay i have one. There was a woman and a man who were married and were expecting their first child. they went to they hospital and the doctor told them about this machine that takes away all the labor pain of the woman and replaced it on the father. so the woman and her husband decided that they should use it. the woman said i dont feel anything at all! and her husband said the same thing. when they got home the postman was unconcious on their front porch.
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Old 12-27-2007, 03:34 PM   #44
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k. i have 1. well, actually, its like a riddle, but still:
Q: A man lived in an apartment with 15 floors. He lived on the 15th floor. Every morning when we went to work he rode the elevator to the ground floor and went out the door to work. Every afternoon when he came home from work he rode the elevator up to the 13 floor and walked up the last 2 flights of stairs. Why?
A: He was too short to reach the 15 floor button.

Exception: When it was a rainy day, the man didn't use the stairs at all.
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