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Old 11-03-2007, 08:01 PM   #1
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Default Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

Hello everyone.

I was at this joke place and all the jokes they had knocked me out! So i'm holding out a contest to see what is the funniest joke.
Prize: :seal:,:rdr:, or food

My Joke:

How do you drowned a blonde?
Put a scratch'n'sniff underwater



Rules:
No inaproppiate jokes
No copieng ( unless you didn't know someone else already did it )
* sigh * No why did the chicken cross the road.....
Be nice but hilarious jokes!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:26 PM   #2
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

okay.. so..

there was this blode..
and she was driving down this road..
all of the sudden she started to see trees falling so see started swerving..
she desided to pull over..
a police man came and aked her what was wrong..
she said..
there are trees falling from the sides of the roads..
the poice man looked at the sides of the roads and there were no trees..

the police man said mam..
have you been drinking..??..
she said NO..
and the police man said..
may i take a look in your car..
and she said sure..
after about 3 mins. the poice man came out..
and he was holding one of those pine tree air freseners..

the police man said..
mam..
i belive that was your air fresener..


..
( the tree air fresener was swingging back and forth and the BLONDE thought trees were falling)!!

heeheee
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:49 PM   #3
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

Did u here about the muffin??


OK there were two muffins in the oven.1 muffin says AHHH it's hot in here! The other muffin say's WOW! A talking muffin.

get it b/c the muffin talked too

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHE
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:59 PM   #4
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

heres some cool jokes::

why is cinderella so bad at sports?
because her coach is a pumpkin.

there was this piece of fungus at a diner. he told a bunch of really funny joke. then a germ said your a fun-gi.
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:02 PM   #5
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

How many blodes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

wait, blodes can screw in a lightbulb? lol
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:01 PM   #6
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

hi!
i don't mean to be rude, but can you please stop posting dumb blonde jokes? im a blond and blondes arn't dumb! also your rules say nice jokes.
thanks
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:10 PM   #7
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

A cheetah clone was found slain at the city zoo. Police suspect a copycat killer.

---------- faeoori added 1 Minutes and 39 Seconds later ----------

(will remove this one if it is not ok)
I saw a homeless person getting off a bus, and I thought, "How does he know which stop is his?"

---------- faeoori added 2 Minutes and 15 Seconds later ----------


Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English"?

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Old 11-03-2007, 10:25 PM   #8
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

Here's mine!

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "


---------- soccerluver101 added 9 Minutes and 44 Seconds later ----------

Here's another...

A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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Old 11-03-2007, 10:30 PM   #9
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Default Re: Joke Convintion! Win Seal, Reindeer, or Yellow Lab Food!

Ok... I have some your momma jokes-
Yoyr momma's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:57 PM   #10
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sorry i dont have a funny joke
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