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Ok, so there are four aliens.
The first one can only say, "Meee."
The second one can only say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
The third one can only say, "Yippie!"
And the fourth one can only say, "Superman, superman."
So, the aliens are walking down the street, and they find a dead guy on the street. A police man runs up to them and says, "Who killed this guy?" And the first alien says, "Meee." The police man asks, "How did you kill him?" And the second alien says, "Forks and knives, forks and knives." So the police man says, "Your going to jail." And the third alien says, "Yippie!" The police man says, "Who do you think you are?" And the fourth alien replies, "Superman, superman."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. the teacher said "it was phisicaly impossible to be swolled by a whale". the little girl said "but cody got swolled by a whale". frustrated the teacher said"its phisicaly impossible to be swolled by a whale". the little girl said "when I go to heaven I'll ask him". then the teacher said "what if greg didn't go to heaven"? then the little girl said "then you can ask him".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A teacher asks her student"What do you want to be when you grow up?" He replied with "I'm going to fallow my father's footsteps and be a policeman." The teacher asks him"Your father's a policeman?" The student replied "No, he's a robber."
One day a little duck walked into the general store. He asked the man at the counter,"Do you have any grapes?" The man said,"Look. I don't serve ducks. So why don't you go looking for grapes somewhere else?" So the duck went away but he soon came back. "Do you have any grapes?" he asked. "No! And I don't serve ducks here." said the now annoyed worker. So the duck went home but decided to go back. Before the duck could say anything, the man at the counter said, "If you ask for grapes one more time, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!" So the clever little duck asked,"Do you have any nails?" The man shook his head. " Good. Do you have any grapes?"
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