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Old 10-31-2007, 05:27 PM   #21
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ok, this one stinks buutttt...... Who did the ghost take to the prom? His ghoulfriend.

Ok. So there was a blonde girl, and she was driving down a rode. Out of nowhere, a tree appeared, and she swerved.Then another tree appeared an she swereved again and landed in a ditch. Sh called the state troopers and told them the story. "I saw a tree and in the middle of the rode and so I swerved, then another tree appeared and so I swerved again!" She said herorically. The state trooper said: "Ma'am, there aint a tree on this rode for ten miles, that was your air freshener."

Ok. A blonde girl was pulling out of her parking space, and this guy drove past, and hit her car. It did nothing to her's but madde a nasty scratch in his. He got out, and told the blonde girl to get out. She did. He drew a circle and and told her not to step out of it until he was done. He picked up a stick and started beating up her car. She started laughing. He turned around and she had a straight face. He resumed smashing the windsheild and she started laughing again. He turned around. Nothing. He started once more. She started laughing again and he whipped around. "WHAT!?" He screamed. "Every time you turned around, I stepped out of the circle."
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:35 PM   #22
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ok guys these are all awesome jokes! most of them I wa slaughing so hard i could barely breath! I love this contest so I'm extending the deadline toNovember, 5 2007. And you guys please make them a weeny bit shorter! thanks bye
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:03 PM   #23
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okay, here's my favorite.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?













He was looking for POOH!

hehe.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:58 AM   #24
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This ones more of a riddle...

A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed three days, then rode out on Friday. How is this possible??

Answer: His horse's name was Friday.
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:34 AM   #25
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Nice job you guys!
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:53 AM   #26
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ok i have a riddle /joke slah funny thing

1) there was a duck and he went into the bar.He said to the bartender do u have any grapes and the bartender says "no we don't have grapes this is a bar.
the next day the duck comes in and syas do u have any grapes and the bartender syas "no and if u come here tomorrow asking for grapes i am going to nail ur feeat to the ground.The next day the duk comes in and says do u have any nailes and the bartender says no so the duck says do u have any grapes

hehehehehhahahahahaheheheheheehehahahahahah

here is another one it is a riddle

A kid was walking home and he made a left, another left again a left and another left. when he got home there was a man with a mask waiting for him. Where was he? And don't say home it is wrong

Answer:a baseball field
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:03 PM   #27
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O.k Here's mine:

(1)This blonde girl was getting off of work in this big office building, and there was a snow storm outside. As she got into her car she remembered her fathers advice "always wait for a snow plow to come by and follow the plow, when there is a snow storm."So she sat down in her car and turned on the radio waiting for a snow plow to come by. One finally came by and she started to follow it. A little while later the plow stoped and the driver got out, he came over to the girl's car. She rolled down her window and he said "I'm done here, you can still follow me but I'm going over to the mall parking lot next!"

(2)A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:07 PM   #28
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I know tons, I'll edit my post when I think of the best one I know.
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Old 11-02-2007, 08:12 AM   #29
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ok guys you can keep entering well only twice but!
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Old 11-02-2007, 08:17 AM   #30
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hahahahakahahahahahahahahha
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