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Old 10-28-2007, 08:12 PM   #11
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Ok! I have 2 you have to read both and don't cheat and look at the answers it ruins it!

1: Gingerbread man was driving on the highway with his friend Tom. Gingerbread man was driving. All of a sudden he pulls over the car for no reason and gets out. Tom tells him to get back in, and he does. Then a couple minutes later he pulls over again and gets out. Tom tells him to get back in right now, and he does. Then later he does it again, and Tom tells him to get back in and if he does it again he will push him over the cliff, so Gingerbreadman gets back in. Then about an hour later he pulls over and gets out of the car, so Tom get out of the car and pushes him over the cliff.
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:16 PM   #12
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nice jokes you guys!!! i love em' but I need more enteries
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:44 PM   #13
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Ok so that one wasn't very funny here is the next one
2: There is this guy and he is going out to this seafood place with his girlfriend and while they are there he is going to propose to her! Its a couple hours before the date and he is walking along the beach with the ring in his hand trying to think of what he is going to say to her. Then a guy walks by and bumps the ring out of his hand into the water. He looks and looks for the ring but he can't find it and figures that its gone forever. By then it is time for him to meet his girlfriend at the restraunt. When he gets there his girlfriend orders the fresh crab, when ot comes she opens it up and guess what's inside...........................................GINGERBREAD MAN!!!
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:50 AM   #14
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View Post Originally Posted by hellotink12
Ok so that one wasn't very funny here is the next one
2: There is this guy and he is going out to this seafood place with his girlfriend and while they are there he is going to propose to her! Its a couple hours before the date and he is walking along the beach with the ring in his hand trying to think of what he is going to say to her. Then a guy walks by and bumps the ring out of his hand into the water. He looks and looks for the ring but he can't find it and figures that its gone forever. By then it is time for him to meet his girlfriend at the restraunt. When he gets there his girlfriend orders the fresh crab, when ot comes she opens it up and guess what's inside...........................................GINGERBREAD MAN!!!



wait......i don't get it???
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:40 AM   #15
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

-FSH

I :Smitten: my !

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I my !

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Old 10-31-2007, 09:46 AM   #16
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Knock ,knock

Who's There

Ya

Ya-who

Yahooooooo!

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Old 10-31-2007, 04:39 PM   #17
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i have two one is jus a saying

(1) There is no i in team that means that thers never just one person involved in a team


(2) A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

but it doesnt matter what color ur hair is.
Old 10-31-2007, 04:47 PM   #18
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aww man.. it is halloween and i cant remember any of my jokes!!!! if i remember any i will post them!!
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:57 PM   #19
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I am a white person. I totally hate racism. So, one day I was walking to my class with one friend. We were talking about how her teacher is ****** and then her classroom came up, so she went into her classroom. Then I walk up to another friend, before I say this think of yourself as the 2nd friend and you were just walking to class think about how you forgot to do your homework and what your teacher is going to do to you and I walk up to you and say: " I want to adopt two black kids when I'm twenty-seven." And your expression is this???. And you say, "That is the most randomest thing I've heard today." So we start talking about racism and joking around and I say, looking at my hands, "I'm just gonna go into surgery like Michal Jackson, except turn myself black and not have my nose like a pig."

It may not be that funny, but it may be hilarious, but it's kinda something you have to be there for.
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:13 PM   #20
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hayy!!! hows this
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Ok. So once there was a lady who was smart!! She did 3 amazing things that made her famous.

1. She invinted a contraption that scientists couldnt find so she was waiting for a scientist to come and pick it up.

2. She made and AWESOME painting so she was waiting for a artist to come and pick it up

3. She was going to teach a blind man how to read brail and so she was waiting for a blind man to come over to learn

She had them "penciled" in at difffernt times so they all wouldn't bump into them.

12:30-scientist
11:00-Artist
11:30-Blind man



It was noon(12:00) so she went to take a bath before the scientist came but she stayed in too late and the doorbell rang and then she knew it was the scientist so she got out and wrapped a towel around herself and went to answer the door and said,"Look what I made!!" then lcosed the door and went bacl to her bath. Then the doorbell rang again and she knew it was the artist so she put a towel around her naked body and went to answer the door and saif"Look what i painted" then she shut the door and got back to her bath. Then the doorbell rang again and she knew it was the blind man so she didnt put a towel and went downstairs naked and anwered the door. Then the blind man said,"Guess What I can SEE!!!!!"

THE END!!
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