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Hi everyone! It's me, massimocat! You may have seen my other thread, this is the same except for a little change. So, this time it's 10 participants and it's first-come-first-serve. Rules: No fighting, complaining, and HAVE FUN! Let's begin! If you win, you get these psfs: Good luck to everyone!
There were 6 people on an airplane, 3 kings, the piolet, a normal human and the smartest person in the world. The plane was about to crash! And there are only 5 parachutes! The three kings say, "We are royal so we will each take one parachute". The piolet says" I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!" And jumps out of the plane with a parachute. Then the smartest person in the world says" I am the smartest person in the world so I take this parachute!" Then the normal person says" I guess I'll take this parachute since the smartest person in the world took my school backpack".
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a black. They're running from the army. The army says "READY, AIM," Then the brunette yells TORNADO! And the army turns around and the brunette gets away. Then the army goes "READY, AIM" Then the black head yells HURRICANE! And the army turns around and she gets away. Then the army yells "READY, AIM" Then the blonde yells FIRE! So the blonde gets killed. LOL I crack myself up I love the blondie jokes.
There were 3 girls, a blondie, a brunette and a red head. They were criminals and they were running away from the police. So they hid in a pet shop. The brunette hid in the dog pound and when the police knocked on the door the brunette said Woof! Woof! The red head hid in the cat pound thing and when the police knocked on the door she said Meow! The blondie hid in a pile of potatoes and when the police knocked on the potatoes the blondie said"PO-TA-TOE!!!!!!!!
ok this isnt that funny, but i thought it kinda was:
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
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ok heres another really funny one if i can still enter:
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Last edited by richeyrox12; 03-02-2008 at 09:01 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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