| 12-08-2007, 01:39 PM || #2 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
| | Re: Funny Story Show Off!
One summer, a school teacher was at "The Pencil People," a store that sells pencils. And that is what they sell and only what they sell. Number 1, number 2, mechanical, giant, vintage, ink, charcoal, colored, and so on. He was going down the "colored" isle when he accidentaly bumped into the store's mascot Pencil Bill. He didn't realize it, but he knocked a pink pencil off of the shelf. The lights turned off and then suddenly red lights were flashing and alarms were going off. Pencil Bill ran toward him, growled, and them attacked him. He caused the entire shelf of pencils of the shelf and fell to the ground.
He woke up in a hospital with his wife staring at his face with her eyes wide open and pretty scary looking. He screamed and then fainted again. The school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the school year, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term!
I hope you liked it!! and laughed!! P.M. me if I win! I am clueless452 in webkinz world!!
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