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Old 09-26-2007, 05:20 PM   #11
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Lol Love That Joke Xx Pink Xx!!!!!!

OK so there are 3 blondes stranded in the desert and could only bring one thing ea.
The first blonde asks the 2 blonde y she brought a water bottle. She said incase i get thirsty i can drink it. The 2 blonde asks the 1 blonde y she brought a candy bar. she said incase i get hungry i can eat it! Then both the 2 and the 1 blonde look at the 3 blonde and ask. Why did you bring the car door? She replys in case i get hot i can roll down my window!

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Old 09-26-2007, 05:25 PM   #12
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ok heres one more a blonde a brunette were talking and the brunette says what is closer to us.the moon or florida and the blonde replys the moon duhh can u see florida

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Old 09-26-2007, 05:29 PM   #13
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HarrysSisters how long did it take until you finally became gifted cuz i have enough posts just i entered my self 2 times after i had 50 posts and still i am not gifted!!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:31 PM   #14
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sorry but i would like it if you guys entered the contest and didn't just post. you can talk thru PM.
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:33 PM   #15
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i don't know that many funny jokes
Old 09-26-2007, 05:34 PM   #16
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ok, so there's this guy and his friend. his friend doesn't get out much so it was weird when they went to starbuck's one day. that day, when they were ordering their things, the guy asked his friend "so what do you want?" his friend keeps looking around and finally he says "ah, yes, i'll have an open latte'. his friend looks confused then says "dude that says "open late."

he thought it was an open latte but it was a sign that said open late. lol. get it?
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:35 PM   #17
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Three people went down a slide. What ever they said the would land in puddle of it.
The first person said Coke and landed in a puddle of coke!
The second person said Pepsi and landed in a puddle of Pepsi!
The thrid person went down and said Whee and landed in a puddle of ***!
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:37 PM   #18
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one day a blonde, brunett and red head were being chased by three killers. the three quickly hid in 3 potatoe sacks outside of a restraund. the first killer kicked the red heads sack. "meow... hiss!" said the red head and he left thinking it was a cat. the second killer kicked the brunetts bag. "woof woof grrr..." said the brunett and he left thinking it was a dog. the third killer kicked the blondes sack and guess what she said? "potato. potato."
it accutally goes like this: there is a red head a brunette and a blond the r running from the cops, they come to a barn and go hide! the red head hides in the horse stall the brunnete hinds in the pig pen and the blond hides in a sack of patatos. so the cops come and they go 2 the horse stall & ask who is in here the red head goes neigh neigh they go over to the pig pen and ask who is in there the brunette says oink oink they go over to the patoe sack and ask whos in there the blonde goes potatoes potateos!!

here is another 1: there is a red head a burnette and a blonde trying out for a part in an indina jones movie. the red head goes in 4 her adution and as she is leaving the director as k her a question for extera cerdit, how many d's r in indina jones? and she says well there in 1. so the brunette goes in and has the same adution as she is leaving he ask how many d's r in indian jones he replys well there is 1!!! then the blond goes in and does the interview then he ask her how many d's there r in indian jones she starts counting on her fingers and says well theres 32! as she is walking he goes excuse me miss but how did u get 32? she said well duh duh dun dun....................!!!!!!!

here is my last one:
MIKE: HOW R SMART BLONDES AND UFOS RELATED?
SALLY: I DONT KNO HOW?
MIKE: YOU ALWAYS HEAR OF THEM BUT U NEVER SEE THEM!!

HAHA GOTTA LOVE THOSE JOKES!! NO OFFENSE TO ANY BLONDES!!

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Old 09-26-2007, 05:38 PM   #19
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why did the graffe cross the road?
to get to the bathroom to hit him self.
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:40 PM   #20
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View Post Originally Posted by swim4jesus
it accutally goes like this: there is a red head a brunette and a blond the r running from the cops, they come to a barn and go hide! the red head hides in the horse stall the brunnete hinds in the pig pen and the blond hides in a sack of patatos. so the cops come and they go 2 the horse stall & ask who is in here the red head goes neigh neigh they go over to the pig pen and ask who is in there the brunette says oink oink they go over to the patoe sack and ask whos in there the blonde goes potatoes potateos!!

here is another 1: there is a red head a burnette and a blonde trying out for a part in an indina jones movie. the red head goes in 4 her adution and as she is leaving the director as k her a question for extera cerdit, how many d's r in indina jones? and she says well there in 1. so the brunette goes in and has the same adution as she is leaving he ask how many d's r in indian jones he replys well there is 1!!! then the blond goes in and does the interview then he ask her how many d's there r in indian jones she starts counting on her fingers and says well theres 32! as she is walking he goes excuse me miss but how did u get 32? she said well duh duh dun dun....................!!!!!!!

here is my last one:
MIKE: HOW R SMART BLONDES AND UFOS RELATED?
SALLY: I DONT KNO HOW?
MIKE: YOU ALWAYS HEAR OF THEM BUT U NEVER SEE THEM!!

HAHA GOTTA LOVE THOSE JOKES!! NO OFFENSE TO ANY BLONDES!!

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HOPE I WIN!!!

very sorry but you are disqualified for criticizng other people's jokes. no questions asked!
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