Create a -NONSENSE- story by adding ONE word!

[tarsky781]

Hi! We're going to create a story by adding ONE WORD at a time. you can add any word as long as it's appropriate.

Example:

Person 1-

Quote:

Once

Person 2-

Quote:

Once, a

Person 3-

Quote:

Once a duck

And so on, until it turns into a complete nonsensical- or maybe not- story.
You simply copy what's written so far (in spoiler) and add one word
STORY ARCHIVE (past stories)

Spoiler: show

story 1
There was a thing who flew without bananas. Last Night he burped after He ate twenty cheesecakes without any salt. His aunt liked Wii. PS3, the chihuahua, ate men that also liked eating expired milkshakes with sprinkles and anchovies. His uncle smells like soda so he sneezed out pickles. They didn't like Sport waffles that said they were moldy toast. Suddenly, Rocky pooped flowers when police screamed that they were flying stolen kites that held cake. Then the doctor said "I want pizza with 3-year olds throwing cubes that throw potatoes." Rocky fainted because rattlesnakes love chocolatey cookies. He heard Doug singing about his bird that loved cheese and worms. Then, he befriended six strawberry ducks that loved butter tacos! When they said, "Charge!" Birds flew upside-down while doing The Macarena while eating french bananas. After they charged at PS3, they hit the bird nest that went on Oprah! They apologized insincerely, and threw pizza cookies at racketball aliens with purple tigers. Grudgingly, they, jumped on trampolines that had green ostriches mooing and dancing (Moonwalking) with one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eaters! Suddenly, the fat chinchilla ran into PS3,hysterically singing 'Halo' and tap dancing while spinning in squares! PS3, flying, tipped the couch into potatoes which made Oprah's french fries mad!!!! Then, Oprah shouted "Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light!" Rocky sang along and the thing that flew without bananas rejoiced about waffles flying with bananas! This has side-affects of acne randomly appearing and singing "Happy Birthday." The End.

STORY 2! (current story)

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Racehorse flew backwards across dusty hotdogs. Cookie man said "Homework." Pudding made Tom Hanks fly with Marylin Monroe. Yesterday, starbursts gush went to school before strawberry piehand sold 5,000 funnel cakes that everybody already had spit on the top. Then some had eyeballs with ketchup, peanut butter, rice. Taylor Swift, magical burritos deliverer, was annoyed that her pet iguana kept jumping on people's Toenails, "EW!" said Julie Andrews. Monkeys pooped rainbows and tasty cupcakes. Paparazzi took Gatorade and Jon Gosselin sang opera on a horse named Cow. A happy bomb dropped from the biggest button in the Florida Keys and land on happy monkeys.Then a rapid guitar player started dancing uncontrollably with kitties who look like funny acorns frolicked across the moon. He grabbed some potatos Parmesan donuts. CLICK! went Flash the platypus, then he wanted custard with fried squid eyes. Flash didn't know that Jackie Chan already stole his wicked-cool lightbulb so he crawled toward Jack the hippo and sat on a peppermint-flavored hotdog that meows. Bananas are purple, but lemons are jelly-covered and they smell like chicken. Ostritches eat while I sing magical rainbow Taco Bell songs. Suddenly, Mexican jumping tacos fell from the sky! Kanye West stole them and went to his plane, which was pink unicorn-flavored grape soda. Then, exploding kitties were flying over landfills that made Dora say "WOWEE!" She then began to sing "Swiper no dancing!" and Swiper cried and sang about caterpillars and then a penguin that was insane. It burped the lemur alphabet and screamed "CHOCOLATE!!!" ahead of you watch out! Just as the fairy dialed 911, a flying kitten appeared magically, kicking unicorns while chewing bubble gum that ate boogers that sang a song about nachos that danced the macreana. Many dogs stuttered random verses of poems. A screaming train raced through Canada excitedly. Some ballet dancers giggled while clowns burped. Bob Marley partied all through the Jamaican town. Miley Cyrus juggled two hippos even with pumpkin pie on her head. She was confident that she would scream with her mom. Taylor Swift got interrupted by Kanye West, so everyone hated tomatoes. Cleopatra had walked to animal planet with angry lions and danced with flaming comets on Jupiter. Chihuahuas laughed about the "Late Show with David Lettermen" where Harry Potter sang Thriller with Bella Swan. Next, Ron Weasley was making friends with Travis Tritt. They rolled over into the ocean then they ate shrimp while picking there tonails. The monkeys sang to dinosaurs playing Monopoly. Then Chrissy wrote lyrics of songs about something funny that happened. The girl said, "Where can I get pepper and spice for my amazing jam and cookies?" Rupert didn't know that bears liked to cook evil soup and insane chicken. So he started brushing his pet aardvark with a raccoon lipstick that invented worms eating Draco and the sauce of wisdom. Then Meowzers the Border Collie farted happily while eating chocolate-covered peanut butter sandwiches with Honey on top. The golden retriever whistled Jingle Bells all night with Peyton Manning. Then Elmo said "What's up?" then he ate George the Unicorn in Middle-Earth. After JK Rowling devoured my fried-squid flavored lollipop, Lady Gaga bungee-jumped over McDonald's with a hobo that was covered in alien guts. Brittany was throwing her banana phone flavored chocolate at her self portrait . Nuggy pudding is funny and flavored with paste. Steve jumped toilets roundly in pipes covered with lumpy oatmeal and iguanas. He kicked Beyonce over the Eiffel Tower that kicked Sand castles across All Time Low and not only ice cream sandwich, but a cow's purple tongue fell off. He pretended to be Mickeal Eww Dawg person who invented armpits juice. Spiders are cute enough to hunt tonight on trains with turkeys flying west, while yogurt surfed on explosive DVDs and cookies. Cuddly teddy bears eat muffins with fangs kept coughing up mittens. Unfortunately, llamas went inside Dairy Queen and ate vienna waffles. They sang "Hi!!" as they danced from here stub like cupcakes. Weirdness rainbows sang awesome when cookie overslept days. Pizza can jump up on the microwave mountain. Onions ran bonkers all around the natchos who dance the conga 50 times around Saturn. The World of Princess Peach was loved so much that someone threw a taco. Moo asked "Why aren't grapes so purple?" Unicorns said "Because they eat magic dust that was kitties and Cocoa Puffs." So, Kittio tried candy. It tasted weird. So he contacted Mario to help Princess braid her horse's favorite Taco Bell pencil. He tried krispy peanut butter sticks with green beans. Sonic jumped on a spiky table, so he said,"OUCH!" and there was random people dancing with fried chicken candy turnips. Dudes said "Hey Cocoa Puffs and Pizza who dance!" They jumped sideways kicking frantically up while singing "Party in the USA." King Kangaroo wants donuts covered eclairs pastries. Then he poked Severus Snape with a napkin. Bob frolicked around ♥chocolate♥ while chewing whale jello. Bob sewed flowers socks tend gardens until The burger said "konichiwa" the cow came over scissors, maddie was juicy eggnog jumping around excitedly. DizzyDessi played trading card challenge with Merry Jerry, who ate Jello jigglers while

NO LONGER editing the spoiler for every word. It's too busy to keep up with! But I will add a few words at a time, depending how busy it stays.

We'll start off with:

THERE

have fun!

[MarielofRedwall]

There was
(Ten letter rule)

[AsH xO]

There was a

[MarielofRedwall]

There was a thing

[gupdoo3]

There was a thing who

[The Puppy Lover]

There was a thing who

[tarsky781]

The Puppy Lover, you're supposed to add one word, not change one word.

There was a thing who flew

[madisonrocks123]

There was a thing that flew without

[The Puppy Lover]

(Sorry...I edited it)

[penguinsrcool]

There was a thing that flew without a