~♥♪♫☺~Welcome to the Stephenie Meyer Fan Club!~☺♫♪♥~Twilight through Breaking Dawn~♥♪♫☺~☺♫♪♥~ Come and join in on the fun!~♥♪♫☺

[twilightcrz]

[webkinzluver321]

Yay! Second post! *I hope*
Verryy nice job setting up, Miss Stalkie! Twantasic!

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Before we read any further, I also have a set of rules. Not created by me, this has been essential since ... forever.

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First I'd just like to say how great it is, to see all of the clubs pass on from owner to owner ... and to see how the style has changed. Why not reminisce? Take a walk down memory lane . . . or if you're just bored, follow me.
***Over here ...
Take a left ...
Hang a right ...
Through the door ...
Up the stairs ...
Down the corridor ...
And here we are! The Hall of Fame

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~ On your left, is rockinreader712's original club, what started it all. ***clicky click click***
~ On your right, is Popprincess816's club, the home of the evil muffin man, nuclear war, and Nerf guns ...
~ And at the very end of the hall, is my club! The one that flew by so fast ... and the home of so many memories ... ahh .... *clickity clicky click*
That was fun, wasn't it? We'll be back.
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We're all actually on a first name basis now, so you don't get confused, here's a guide.

Crazy Twilighters
Webkinzluver321 (Me! LOL) ~ Call me Catherine!
twilightcrz ~ Miss Stalkie is Danielle!♥♥♥
Pandora's Box ~ We usually call her Pandora, but Sophia works too
amrgirl59 ~ Anna is Team James ...
tiffsmom ~ Candy can go by Mama Vamp or Esme
mileyluver279 ~ This actress likes to be called Nicole, but only I can call her Nikki (cuz I have special permission )
WebkinzGirl427 ~ Miss Glace here can be called April (Say what? xD)
HarryPotterFreakazoid ~ Instead of HPF, we can call her Amanda
soccergollygal ~ Golly prefers Jenna
shadowsown88 ~ Ironically, she's Stephanie (Call her Steph!)
ashleyluver380 ~ Nikki's BFF, she goes by Laura
rattyjol ~ Call her Ratty, she likes to go by Anita ()
gerbilgirl111 ~ With our first Nicole, she can also be called Nicole ... and April even calls her Nicole 2 .... (figure that one for yourself xD)

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Now, if you're still bored, why don't you recite facts?
We should already have this memorized , but to keep you busy ...

Introducing . . .the Cullens!
Edward: We all know this, if you don't .......
Bella: Why is Charlie a character in the book? We know this one too.
Renesmee: Renesmee Carlie Cullen
Alice: Mary Alice Brandon
Jasper: Jasper Whitlock (Hale, afterwards)
Rosalie: Rosalie Lillian Hale
Emmett: Emmett Dale McCarty
Esme: Esme Anne Plait, Esme Anne Evanson, and finally, Esme Cullen
Carlisle: Carlisle Cullen (never stated)

Cullen Cars!
Edward: A Silver S60R Volvo (Stupid, shiny, Volvo Owner)
An Aston Martin Vanquish
Bella: '59 Chevy Pickup Truck
A Mercedes S600 Guard ('Before' Car)
A Ferrari F430 ('After' Car)
Alice: Porsche 911 Turbo (Oh, and speaking of Italy and cars I stole there...)
Jasper: Ducati (It's okay, I saw Jasper eyeing it in the garage . . .)
Emmett: Jeep Wrangler (LOL . . . makes sense, actually)
Rosalie: BMW M3 Convertible (Shiny red, of course *flips hair*)
Carlisle: Mercedes S55 AMG (Rich vampire doctor . . .)

Cullen {Physical} Ages
Edward: Sweet 17
Bella: Frozen at 18
Alice: Sassy Shopaholic at 19
Jasper: Emotionally 20 (or 19, in my eyes xP)
Emmett: Forever 20
Rosalie: Forever 18
Esme: Lovingly 26
Carlisle: Compassionate at 23

Cullen Heights!
Edward: 6'2"
Bella: 5'4"
Alice: 4'10" (when they say short, they're not kiddin'. She's 19, and I'm taller than that! By an inch...)
Jasper: 6'3"
Emmett: 6'5"
Rosalie: 5'9"
Esme (Cullen xD): 5'6"
Carlisle: 6'2"

Vampiristic Abilities
Edward: Mind reading
Bella (before & after vampness, xD): Mental sheild {Limited, but strong}
Alice: Foresight/Clairevoyance
Jasper: Emotional manipulation/empathy
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Emmett: Physical strength(You.Me.Arm wrestling.Dining room table.Now)
Rosalie: Tenacity (a.k.a pigheadedness)
Esme: To love those around her passionately ♥♥♥
Carlisle: Compassion towards others (also powered by self-control)

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[amrgirl59]

ok, so this is the classic "caius wants team jacob panties" comic strip thingy



and this is a pic of the nomads of twilight...team james!!!!!


and a pic of the Cullens


and some Cullens at lunch



and a movie poster....with the wrong date. sorry!



and Alice and Jasper pic...but something seems off about it....



and a pic of some of the characters...James has taped pants!!! sorry, had to say that



and these next two pics are courtesy of tiffsmom

one of Rob


and this is Michael Welch, who plays Mike Newton.

[mileyluver279]

10 Reminders for Emmett Cullen (written as though Renesmee wrote this note for Emmett)

1.) Chunking ice at Mike Newon's head may be fun, but you can kill the boy! Not that I object....but it is just plain wrong! And I don't care if it gives Carlisle another patient!
2.) It isn't funny to laugh when Jasper lunges at Mike because you make him bleed. If you are going to hurt Mike, at least help Edward claw Jasper off him...
3.) Do not throw Alice's shoes over the border of La Push. She will literally kill you. We don't need another World War, now do we?
4.) The werewolves don't like it when you bark at them, and when you say, "What, isn't it your native language?"
5.) Do not take out your anger on poor Mike Newton just because Bella is stronger than you. Get over it!
6.) Jasper does not appreciate it when you suggest he takes the therapist career path.
7.) If Jasper does take that career path, he said you will be his first patient. Have fun
8.) Esme does not appreciate you juggling her good china plates, even if it does impress Rosalie.
9.) Dresses do NOT flatter Edward. End of story.
10.) Because we have a mind reader in the family, we know your plot to run away to the circus and become "Sparkly Boy". That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard....

Some more reminders for Emmett Cullen (written as though Renesmee wrote a note to Emmett)

1.) We saw you leave for the circus the other night...I'm guessing Sparkly Boy wasn't a hit? The circus is not for you. Just face it.
2.) Stop writing Edward's phone number on the bathroom doors! Do you know how many calls he has gotten from girls? Tons!
3.) The next time you want to form a diabolical plan to destroy the teacher's lounge, don't leave your blueprints on your desk...
4.) Do I have to remind you about Mike Newton? Let me make myself clear; LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE!
5.) Stop trying to kidnap Jessica Simpson....your last attempt included a taser, bad acting, and a restraining order...
6.) You do not understand what your goldfish is saying.
7.) You did not take Goldfishian in High School. I'm not stupid.
8.) Do not even try to get on the computer. Last time it was loading slowly, we found it smashed in the backyard.
9.) Do not taunt hikers in the woods. Especially when one is your English teacher...
10.) Dresses don't flatter Jasper either....and don't even think about Carlisle....

10 ways to annoy Jasper Hale

1.) Run around screaming, "I HAVE A PAPER CUT!"
2.) Ask him if he wants to square dance. If he says no, reply in a thick Texas accent, "But I aint gonna dance with anyun' else but you!"
3.) Tell him that Alice moved to Volterra to marry Aro. Tell him she said Aro has a better sense of style.
4.) March around wearing a Union uniform. Whenever you see Jasper, get your fake gun and shoot at him yelling, "A CONFEDERATE!!!"
5.) Ask him to bite you. When he says no, throw yourself on the ground and yell, "I'VE BEEN BITTEN!"
6.) Ask him why he hasn't taken any interest in being a therapist. Tell him that he wouldn't even have to ask, "How do you feel about that?" because he would already know.
7.)Tell him you had a dream and his hair talked to you. Tell him it was the best dream of your life.
8.) Ask him why he doesn't have a car. Once he gives his answer, reply, "Oh, I thought you still thought you lived in the 1800s..."
9.) Wear a vampire costume around the house. If he says something to you, cut him off by hissing in his face.
10.) Tell him you think he is like a walking mood ring. Ask him to walk around with you telling you what mood you are in constantly. Wonder out loud how much he would cost on ebay.

10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1.) Whenever you see Edward, burst out in song singing, "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way! I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I can be your girlfriend!"
2.) Think of different ways to propose to Edward. Be sure to make them very strange and random! (ex: "Maybe I should take him to a zoo....and when we finally see the monkeys, I can say, 'Lets stop monkeying around! Will you marry me?' It will be hilarious!")
3.) When you see him walking down the hallways pretend to faint.
4.) Ask him every 5 seconds, "What am I thinking now?"
5.) Pat him on the back and say, "I'm so sorry man..." and when he says he is confused, you reply, "Wow, you haven't heard? Bella dumped you for Mike. Everyone's talking about it!"
6.) Send him a fake love note from Jane about how luscious his hair is.
7.) Randomly reach out and pet his hair saying, "How do you get your hair so fabulous?"
8.) If he stares at you like your a maniac, walk up to him and say, "I know, it's hard not to stare," and flip your hair and walk off.
9.) Wear a very fake brunette wig (even if your hair is already brown) and say, "So... I heard you like brunnettes..." and flutter your eyelashes.
10.) Picture yourself covered from head to toe in blood, and desperately think, "Do you want me NOW?"

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan

1.) Ask her if you can see Renesmee, and when she shows you her, say, "Wow, she looks nothing like Mike..."
2.) Let her find fake love notes from Angela to Edward that say how madly in love Angela is with Edward.
3.) Every time you see her fall all over the place to mock her.
4.) Replace all her clothes with girly expensive clothing.
5.) Lock her in a closet with Mike. Tell her she can only come out if she kisses him.
6.) Tackle her. Whenever she asks why you did that, say, "I thought you had a force field..."
7.) Constantly remind her how she doesn't deserve Edward.
8.) Lock her in Alice's bathroom WITH Alice, so she can be tortured with makeup!
9.) Force her to play the jock in the school play, and laugh when she trips and embarresses herself.
10.) Everytime you see her run away yelling, "NEW BORN!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

1.) Throw her whole wardrobe across the La Push border and pay the Quileutes so they won't give her stuff back.
2.) Whenever she is seeing into the future, start singing, "That's So Alice."
3.) Wear a very ugly outfit. When Alice criticizes it, say, "It was inspired by you..."
4.) Constantly change your mind so Alice will get headaches.
5.) Do not refer to Alice as "Alice." Instead, call her "Shorty"
6.) When Alice does something good, sing, "Go Shorty! It's your birthday! We're gonna party like it's your birthday!"
7.) Follow her saying, "Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!" etc. When she asks you what you are begging her for say you forgot and walk away.
8.) Randomly tell her, "It must be nice havig a mellowizer following you around....who knows what your personality would be like without Jasper there...."
9.) Flirt with Jasper. When Alice gets mad, say, "He made me do it! He likes to mess with my emotions for his own personal game! It sickens me!"
10.) Replace all her clothes with t-shirts and basketball shorts, and watch her slowly wither away into nothingness.....(this calls for a, MUHAHAHA! )

COURTESY OF ANNA AND SOPHIA!!!

10 ways to annoy James
1. Tell him Victoria ran off with Laurent
2. Say that now Bella’s a vampire, and she wants revenge
3. Tell him that the owner of the ballet studio has insurance, and he owes her big time
4. Say that Laurent ditched him for “vegetarian” vampires
5. Tell him his hair style is so two years ago
6. Tell him Youtube rejected his Bella video, saying it wasn’t “violent” enough
7. Say that Victoria secretly thinks she’s a better tracker than him
8. Tell him Laurent forgot the fog machine for their big entrance
9. Say that leather went out of style a long time ago
10. Constantly remind him that he lost to Edward, and didn’t get to kill Bella

[twilightcrz]

Woo... That feels good! Now I can finally sit back and relax!

[Webkinzgirl427]

A.K.A. TEAM ME!!!!! WOOT WOOT!! XD
WE HAVE 1 MEMBER! TO JOIN TEAM APRIL PM ME!

[webkinzluver321]

Originally Posted by twilightcrz

Woo... That feels good! Now I can finally sit back and relax!

That's what you think ........

[mileyluver279]

HEHE THIS IS MY REVENGE!

Here are two random quotes! xD

Originally Posted by twilightcrz

Hey JACOB ()! Come here! xD I got you a brand new outfit from Abercrombie and Hollister!... not to mention a pink and a blue wristlet, and an upgraded $1,000,000 shopping spree! xD xD

Originally Posted by webkinzluver321

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LOL, did like Miss Stalkie hack your account or something?
Is this Nicole? The actress-chris whatshisface hating-*him* luver-french speaking-Nicole I know? xD
This is sooo classic ... feels sooo great .... ok, I owe you now.
Jakey .... k, can't say anything else. Unless you say ... LOL, JK.

Wow, revenge isn't my thing xD

No need for revenge anymore!

[amrgirl59]

these are my "10 ways to annoy James"

10 ways to annoy James
1. Tell him Victoria ran off with Laurent
2. Say that now Bella’s a vampire, and she wants revenge
3. Tell him that the owner of the ballet studio has insurance, and he owes her big time
4. Say that Laurent ditched him for “vegetarian” vampires
5. Tell him his hair style is so two years ago
6. Tell him Youtube rejected his Bella video, saying it wasn’t “violent” enough
7. Say that Victoria secretly thinks she’s a better tracker than him
8. Tell him Laurent forgot the fog machine for their big entrance
9. Say that leather went out of style a long time ago
10. Constantly remind him that he lost to Edward, and didn’t get to kill Bella

[shadowsown88]

Yay! New club!

XD Gee, thanks, Amr. You stole 10th post from me.