~♥~The Twilight Saga/Stephenie Meyer Fan Club! ~ Come and join the Twilighters...~♥~

[webkinzluver321]

Welcome fellow Twilighters & Twi-hards!

Introducing . . . the grand opening of . . .
The Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, & Breaking Dawn Fan Club!
This club is also in honor of the genius, Stephenie Meyer.
PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a duplicate thread! The other one has been closed, because of the post limit.
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Also, please, only join if you have read the entire saga, we don't want any spoilers, do we?
But, there are four other lovely Twi-clubs:
~ The Twilight Fan Club! {Courtesy of Nilefire!}
~ Created by Shadow Cullen . . . the New Moon Fan Club!
~ Twilight through Eclipse Fan Club! {Thanks to the très chic</SPAN> . . . Chica!}
Teehee, I've always wanted one of these . . .
~ The EDWARD CULLEN Fan Club! {Made by fellow EC obsessee, Bellabean818}

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Fellow Twilighters & Twi-hards . . . . . . . . . . .
~ If you would like to join, please PM me, but make sure you read the rules first . . . listed below ~
1. webkinzluver321 (Oh yeah. )
2. twilightcrz ("Miss Stalkie .... what did you do now?")
3. Pandora's Box (Teehee! )
4. amrgirl59 (TEAM JAMES! Cuz he's the coolest villian ever. )
5. tiffsmom {a.k.a Mama Esme, Mother Vamp, & Esme. Behave, or else...}
6. shadowsown88 (Shadow Cullen ... awesomeness)
7. soccergollygal (♥s Seth!)
8. sciencegirl87
9. mileyluver279 (Nicole/actress/*insert J-word here* lover)
10. Webkinzgirl427 (Call her Glace!)
11. HarryPotterFreakazoid (♥Team Jasper!♥)
12. peppers2
13. conich
14. monkeyhead10
15. Beagle00cc
16. Girlzrock472
17. ilikecoke111
18. Popprincess816 (Pop!♥♥♥)
19. mjbrules4321
20. kk329
21. luckypenny
22. CHARC0AL
President & Founder = Me! Webkinzluver321
Co-Owner = twilightcrz
Vice President = Pandora's Box
Official Stalker = twilightcrz
Original Vamp-Ninjas = Pandora's Box, amrgirl59, and webkinzluver321
Official Photographers (a.k.a Gallery Peeps) = Pandora's Box & twilightcrz
Official Twi-teacher = tiffsmom ~ {Mama Esme}
Head Switz = shadowsown88

Spoiler: show

Quick note: If you have not posted in a while, then you'll be removed from the members list. I want the members to be actual Twilighters, not a list of names. But if you come back, and your name has been removed, you can always just rejoin!

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Worship them like you worship Edward .... or Emmett .... or Jasper .... or Carlisle .... or James
{How many of you have been to the new New Moon fan club? Well, you're in for a big déjà vu}
♥ No, absolutely no, role-playing ~ This means no clones, pretending to be characters, and any of that. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, good.
♥ Please, very important: No fighting over any of the Twi-guys. Last time we fought over Edward, the old club got closed. Does that say anything?
♥ Stay on-topic ~ Another big rule, please stay on-topic. Everything posted here should be Twilight related . . . this shouldn't be so hard, right? Everything we do is already Twilight-obsessed . . .
♥ Respect everyone's opinions ~ We are all crazed Twilighters here, does anything else matter? This brings me back to rule #2.
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The Table of Contents
Post #2: Pandora's Gallery!
Post #3: twilightcrz's announcements!
Post #5: Character song choices ..... and a little inside joke
Post #9: Absolutely HILARIOUS lists, courtesy of Nicole!
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TheTwictionary!
TheNativeLanguageoftheTwi-hards...

Twilighter/Twi-hard = A true Twilight fan ... no, fan's not enough .... a true Twilight stalker ... yeah, better.

Fanpire = Proud fan vampire xD

OMEAMC = Figure this one out yourself .... I think we all know what this means
Twi-guy = A guy/hot vamp from Twilight
Twerd = Twilight nerd
Twibe = Twilight wannabe
Twi-term = Self-explanatory ....
Twiginal = Twilight original .....
Twisessed = Twilight obsessed ... no, that's an understatement ...

Twiker = Twilight faker/poser - Never read the books or seen the movie, talks about the series, but always gets corrected but Twi-hards
Twalker = Twilight stalker

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Vamp-Ninja Mode...

Vamp-ninja mode was created by me and a few other Twilighters .... Pandora's Box & amrgirl59. Basically it's invisible mode, for awesome Twilighters. But if you want the full story, just ask. We luv to reminsce.
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Now, just for some quick Twi-info, though we should already have this memorized.
Introducing . . .the Cullens!
Edward: We all know this, if you don't .......
Bella: Why is Charlie a character in the book? We know this one too.
Renesmee: Renesmee Carlie Cullen
Alice: Mary Alice Brandon
Rosalie: Rosalie Lillian Hale
Jasper: Jasper Whitlock (Hale, afterwards)
Emmett: Emmett Dale McCarty

Cullen Cars!
Edward: A Silver S60R Volvo (Stupid, shiny, Volvo Owner)
An Aston Martin Vanquish
Bella: '59 Chevy Pickup Truck
A Mercedes S600 Guard ('Before' Car)
A Ferrari F430 ('After' Car)
Alice: Porsche 911 Turbo (Oh, and speaking of Italy and cars I stole there...)
Jasper: Ducati (It's okay, I saw Jasper eyeing it in the garage . . .)

Emmett: Jeep Wrangler (LOL . . . makes sense, actually)

Rosalie: BMW M3 Convertible (Shiny red, of course *flips hair*)

Carlisle: Mercedes S55 AMG (Rich vampire doctor . . .)

*More coming soon, this is a new club*

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This club is in inspiration of the previous Twilight Saga clubs. Thanx rockinreader712 & Popprincess816!

[Pandora's Box]

Okay, here are some pix of our favorite twi-guys and gals. ♥

♥ Edward Anthony Masen Cullen the dazzling one.

Jasper Whitlocke Hale the gorgeous emotional one *sighs* ♥

Bella Swan Cullen the clumsy girl that holds edward's heart.

♥ Victoria one fabulously fanged bad girlie.

James the atractive obsessive tracker.

Laurent the one that looks like a dude from the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies... Awesome

♥ Mary Alice Brandon the vampiric shopaholic. ♥

Carlisle Cullen; the real Dr. McSteamy

Esme Cullen the motherly vamp that we all love!

Emmett Dale McCarthy Cullen the big 'ol teddy bear! ♥

Rosalie the beautiful vamp with an attitude.

Jacob Black . . . . nuff said.

And last but no least.....


Renesme! The world's perfect child! ♥

[twilightcrz]

~Anouncements, Anouncements, Anououncements!~
This week's announcements are~
~Week of March 8th, 2009~
~New Rule is going to be added soon!~
~Less than two weeks till the movie!~
~ Either Shanna or Shauna Baker (identical twins) are going to play Emily~
~ A new mystery dude has been discovered. Who will he play?~
~ New Moon starts filming Monday!~

[webkinzluver321]

Originally Posted by Pandora's Box

OMWEGOPFJWH!!!!!

A New club? Really? YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! All the twilighters on WI shall rejoice!!! WOOHOO!

Oh, can I be president of posting twilight pix? Pleeeeez?

I call dibs on alice.

Heyy! Yep. I would have added you before, but we couldn't do dibs.

[Pandora's Box]

Twilight theme songs the club members made up together!!!

Emmett: Stronger by Kayne West

Rosalie: Cruella de vil and Barbie Girl

Jasper: You found me by Kelly Clarkson

Bella: Clumsy by Fergie

Edward: *something* back by JT.

Carlisle: How to save a life by Fray

Esme: A bad case of loving you by Doctor, Doctor.


Got any other ones?
Wow! I'm going to post the jacob panties pic.



Twilight ten commandments...

[twilightcrz]

Can I have Eddy and official stalker, too?

[webkinzluver321]

Originally Posted by twilightcrz

Can I have Eddy and VP?

Done. Guys: You have front posts. Use them wisely . . .

[twilightcrz]

I will! Okay, who absolutely loved BD! I did, Renesmee is so sweet!

[mileyluver279]

Funny lists made by me!

10 Reminders for Emmett Cullen (written as though Renesmee wrote this note for Emmett)

1.) Chunking ice at Mike Newon's head may be fun, but you can kill the boy! Not that I object....but it is just plain wrong! And I don't care if it gives Carlisle another patient!
2.) It isn't funny to laugh when Jasper lunges at Mike because you make him bleed. If you are going to hurt Mike, at least help Edward claw Jasper off him...
3.) Do not throw Alice's shoes over the border of La Push. She will literally kill you. We don't need another World War, now do we?
4.) The werewolves don't like it when you bark at them, and when you say, "What, isn't it your native language?"
5.) Do not take out your anger on poor Mike Newton just because Bella is stronger than you. Get over it!
6.) Jasper does not appreciate it when you suggest he takes the therapist career path.
7.) If Jasper does take that career path, he said you will be his first patient. Have fun
8.) Esme does not appreciate you juggling her good china plates, even if it does impress Rosalie.
9.) Dresses do NOT flatter Edward. End of story.
10.) Because we have a mind reader in the family, we know your plot to run away to the circus and become "Sparkly Boy". That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard....

Some more reminders for Emmett Cullen (written as though Renesmee wrote a note to Emmett)

1.) We saw you leave for the circus the other night...I'm guessing Sparkly Boy wasn't a hit? The circus is not for you. Just face it.
2.) Stop writing Edward's phone number on the bathroom doors! Do you know how many calls he has gotten from girls? Tons!
3.) The next time you want to form a diabolical plan to destroy the teacher's lounge, don't leave your blueprints on your desk...
4.) Do I have to remind you about Mike Newton? Let me make myself clear; LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE!
5.) Stop trying to kidnap Jessica Simpson....your last attempt included a taser, bad acting, and a restraining order...
6.) You do not understand what your goldfish is saying.
7.) You did not take Goldfishian in High School. I'm not stupid.
8.) Do not even try to get on the computer. Last time it was loading slowly, we found it smashed in the backyard.
9.) Do not taunt hikers in the woods. Especially when one is your English teacher...
10.) Dresses don't flatter Jasper either....and don't even think about Carlisle....

10 ways to annoy Jasper Hale

1.) Run around screaming, "I HAVE A PAPER CUT!"
2.) Ask him if he wants to square dance. If he says no, reply in a thick Texas accent, "But I aint gonna dance with anyun' else but you!"
3.) Tell him that Alice moved to Volterra to marry Aro. Tell him she said Aro has a better sense of style.
4.) March around wearing a Union uniform. Whenever you see Jasper, get your fake gun and shoot at him yelling, "A CONFEDERATE!!!"
5.) Ask him to bite you. When he says no, throw yourself on the ground and yell, "I'VE BEEN BITTEN!"
6.) Ask him why he hasn't taken any interest in being a therapist. Tell him that he wouldn't even have to ask, "How do you feel about that?" because he would already know.
7.)Tell him you had a dream and his hair talked to you. Tell him it was the best dream of your life.
8.) Ask him why he doesn't have a car. Once he gives his answer, reply, "Oh, I thought you still thought you lived in the 1800s..."
9.) Wear a vampire costume around the house. If he says something to you, cut him off by hissing in his face.
10.) Tell him you think he is like a walking mood ring. Ask him to walk around with you telling you what mood you are in constantly. Wonder out loud how much he would cost on ebay.

10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1.) Whenever you see Edward, burst out in song singing, "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way! I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I can be your girlfriend!"
2.) Think of different ways to propose to Edward. Be sure to make them very strange and random! (ex: "Maybe I should take him to a zoo....and when we finally see the monkeys, I can say, 'Lets stop monkeying around! Will you marry me?' It will be hilarious!")
3.) When you see him walking down the hallways pretend to faint.
4.) Ask him every 5 seconds, "What am I thinking now?"
5.) Pat him on the back and say, "I'm so sorry man..." and when he says he is confused, you reply, "Wow, you haven't heard? Bella dumped you for Mike. Everyone's talking about it!"
6.) Send him a fake love note from Jane about how luscious his hair is.
7.) Randomly reach out and pet his hair saying, "How do you get your hair so fabulous?"
8.) If he stares at you like your a maniac, walk up to him and say, "I know, it's hard not to stare," and flip your hair and walk off.
9.) Wear a very fake brunette wig (even if your hair is already brown) and say, "So... I heard you like brunnettes..." and flutter your eyelashes.
10.) Picture yourself covered from head to toe in blood, and desperately think, "Do you want me NOW?"

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan

1.) Ask her if you can see Renesmee, and when she shows you her, say, "Wow, she looks nothing like Mike..."
2.) Let her find fake love notes from Angela to Edward that say how madly in love Angela is with Edward.
3.) Every time you see her fall all over the place to mock her.
4.) Replace all her clothes with girly expensive clothing.
5.) Lock her in a closet with Mike. Tell her she can only come out if she kisses him.
6.) Tackle her. Whenever she asks why you did that, say, "I thought you had a force field..."
7.) Constantly remind her how she doesn't deserve Edward.
8.) Lock her in Alice's bathroom WITH Alice, so she can be tortured with makeup!
9.) Force her to play the jock in the school play, and laugh when she trips and embarresses herself.
10.) Everytime you see her run away yelling, "NEW BORN!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen

1.) Throw her whole wardrobe across the La Push border and pay the Quileutes so they won't give her stuff back.
2.) Whenever she is seeing into the future, start singing, "That's So Alice."
3.) Wear a very ugly outfit. When Alice criticizes it, say, "It was inspired by you..."
4.) Constantly change your mind so Alice will get headaches.
5.) Do not refer to Alice as "Alice." Instead, call her "Shorty"
6.) When Alice does something good, sing, "Go Shorty! It's your birthday! We're gonna party like it's your birthday!"
7.) Follow her saying, "Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!" etc. When she asks you what you are begging her for say you forgot and walk away.
8.) Randomly tell her, "It must be nice havig a mellowizer following you around....who knows what your personality would be like without Jasper there...."
9.) Flirt with Jasper. When Alice gets mad, say, "He made me do it! He likes to mess with my emotions for his own personal game! It sickens me!"
10.) Replace all her clothes with t-shirts and basketball shorts, and watch her slowly wither away into nothingness.....(this calls for a, MUHAHAHA! )

[HarryPotterFreakazoid]

Twilight Biographies
We know this, but it's just a quick reference.

Carlisle- Carlisle was born in London in the 1600's he believes. His father was an Anglican preacher. After his father couldn't, Carlisle was put in charge of finding vampires and destroying them. He found a coven of true vampires, and when the town had gotten everything to kill them, one came up from the sewer and bit Carlisle. He buried himself in potatoe skins as he burned, so no one would discover him. After the transformation, he lived with the Voultri for about a decade, but left. While trying to starve himself to death, he attacked a deer, and realized he didn't have to drink human blood. He has bitten Edward, Esme, Emmett and Rosalie, and still lives.
Esme- Origianally, Esme Ann Plait, she got married and became Esme Ann Evenson. She gave birth to a boy, who died two days later. She jumped off a cliff because of that incedent, but her heart was still beating. Carlisle bit her, and they know live together forever. Because she can't have kids, she "adopted" Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Bella, and Alice.
Edward-
Bella-
Renesmee-
Jasper-
Alice-
Emmett-
Rosalie-
Jacob-