The silly Poetry Club (Perfect for a laugh)

[noodles102]

Hi everyone! Noodles here, and if you're wondering what this is, it's 'The Funny Poetry Club.' Just a club for poems all things goofy. I got the idea when I had to write a poem in school, and it was really stupid. But the weird thing was, the teacher liked it! It's really goofy, but here it is;

"Nature's Fruit"
"Nature, oh Nature, Your fruits have such flavor.
The Greatly Scented Macintosh,
And oh the luscious orange.
Your apple tastes good in a pie,
But also tastes good raw.
And we even get coconuts,
To make coconut bras!"


I know what you're thinking, "Was she trying to flunk?"
But my teacher said that it was, 'good' and I almost fainted. But I couldn't think of anything else! Because it was so stupid, I thought I was going to get in trouble. But she liked it! Oh yah!
So if you have a funny, weird, or stupid poem that you made up yourself, please post it!


-Noodles