The will of fire- A Naruto OC story!! Come read!!

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Chapter 9 – The Ninja Test

Bright and early on Saturday morning, Kurea and Besani showed up at the Academy where the test was being held.
Some little kids were playing on the playground.
“Arf!” Uwagi said.
“Yeah, I don’t know where she is either! She said to meet her here, didn’t she?” Besani replied to her dog.
“Lady Hokage should be here by now!” Kurea said, impatiently.
“That’s what I was just saying.” Besani replied. Just then one of the kids screamed.
Besani and Kurea turned around to see a person dressed in all black, with a black mask covering their entire face except for the eyes.
“Who is that?” Kurea asked Besani.
“I don’t recognize him… or her, whatever they are.”
The stranger walked over and hushed the child, but she was still shaking.
“I’m not going to hurt you!” The person said. By the sound of the voice Kurea and Besani could tell the person was a male.
“I just want you to get in this sack and come with me so I can get money from your mommies and daddies.”
Kurea’s eyes widened. “That guy’s up to no good!” She said.
“I agree!”
“Arf!”
It was Uwagi’s bark that made the guy turn around.
“Hey, I can’t have any witnesses, now can I?” He said, staring down Besani and Uwagi.
“You can and you do!” Kurea came up behind him. She had snuck around the back of the play ground and was now standing between the man and the children.
“You think you’re going to stop me?”
“Why not? I seem to have some time on my hands until Lady Tsunade gets here.”
The guy seemed nervous. “If she’s coming, I’m leaving!” He started running.
“Not so fast!” Besani moved in front of him holding her gong out like a shield. BAAAANG!! He crashed right into it and fell flat on his back.
Kurea nudged him with her foot.
“He’s out cold.” She said.
“That was too easy.” Besani said.
“Yeah.” Kurea agreed.

Behind the fence…
Temari winced. “That had to have hurt.” The blonde girl’s four short ponytails blew in the wind as she said it.
“He should be waking up soon, though.” Gaara commented on how Kankuro’s feet had started twitching.
“I don’t think they realize this is part of the test, though.” Temari said.
Gaara smiled. “That’s the point.”
Temari stood up. “Hello, girls!”
“Who are you?” Kurea asked.
“Yeah, I haven’t seen you around.” Besani added.
“I’m Temari, a sand ninja. That guy there on the ground is my brother.” Temari said as she jumped the fence and landed near the girls.
“Do you realize that he was trying to kidnap some kids?” Besani asked.
“He wasn’t really.” Temari said. “That was the first part of the test and you passed with flying colors.”
Kurea and Besani looked confused.
“I thought Lady Tsunade was administering the test!” Kurea said.
“That’s what she said, but she actually hired us to do it. She wanted us to evaluate your skills from the point of view of a complete stranger.”
“o-kay…” Besani said.
Just then Kankuro sat up. “ouch!” he said rubbing his head. He pulled off the mask to reveal a normal face with purple paint stripes. They were kind of smeared from his sweat and the mask.
“Hi Temari. I assume they passed?”
“Yes.”
“Where’s Gaara?”
“I’m over here.” Gaara stood up. “Tsunade said we should go easy on them, but I think this was too easy.”
“Yeah, that’s true.” Kankuro said. “I didn’t even use my puppets.”

I hope you liked that chapter!!!

[SasuSaku14]

Ha-ha! Kankuro got knocked out by a girl! I don't liek Kankuro, honestly. And I have no idea why! Oh, well. Nice chapter!

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Originally Posted by SasuSaku14

Ha-ha! Kankuro got knocked out by a girl! I don't liek Kankuro, honestly. And I have no idea why! Oh, well. Nice chapter!

My BFF thinks Kankuro is cool. So i let her knock him out. He was only pretending to be lame, but he did get careless and run right into the gong....

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Chapter 9: A written exam!?!?!

Later that day, Besani and Kurea stood in Lady Tsunade’s office.
“How come you told them to go EASY on us?” Kurea complained. “I was bored!”
Oh, no. Tsunade inwardly groaned. She’s turning out to be a lot like Naruto after all…
“I don’t mean to be rude, but I have to agree with Kurea here.” Besani stated.
“Alright already!” Tsunade said. “Remember that this is just a test to become Genin. I know you are more advanced than a student just coming out of the academy, but this is the test we have to give you because you are not to Chunin level yet, and besides, you have to already be a Genin to take the Chunin exam.”
Kurea sighed and stared out the window.
“Well, Lady Hokage, what comes next?” Besani inquired.
“The three sand ninja are working with a couple of our proctors to come up with a written exam for you to take.”
“Written?!? Darn!!” Kurea said.
“Don’t get all riled up, Kurea.” Besani said. “Remember it’s the same level as students coming out of the Academy.”
“Oh right, I forgot. This will be a breeze.”

Meanwhile:
“I think this will be too easy for them.” Temari said. “I wish we could give them something more advanced.”
“Well, orders are orders.” One of the leaf proctors said.
“I know, I know.” Temari replied. “But I want to put just one hard question on there.”
“Suit yourself, but it has to be extra credit so that getting it wrong won’t affect their test scores.”
Temari smirked. “Alright. I gotta do some thinking….”
“My head still hurts.” Kankuro complained.

Later that day…

Kurea, Besani and Uwagi were sitting in an empty academy classroom, where Iruka, two proctors and the Sand Ninja were standing behind the desk.
“You’re a little older than most taking these exams…” Iruka said.
“We just never got a chance to before, is all. It’s not like we failed it tons of times.”
“Hmm.” Iruka said. “Well, as your exam administrator, I guess I’ll give you your tests now.”
“That’d be nice.” Besani said. “We’ve been waiting for half an hour now.”
“Sorry about that.” Temari said. “It took me a while to think of the extra credit question. Usually I would just have Kankuro do it, but…”
“My brain hurts.” Kankuro complained.
“heh heh, sorry ‘bout that…” Besani apologized.
“I’ve been worse.” Kankuro replied. I still can’t believe I got knocked out by a girl! He thought. She’s pretty good. Even though I WAS being careless…
“You may start now!” Iruka said.
Besani and Kurea flipped over their papers and started writing.
Kurea laughed in her head. The first question is: ‘what is a shuriken?’ gosh, these are easy…
Uwagi was taking the test too. He’s a very intelligent dog and he knows how to hold a pencil, read, and write. But he can’t talk. Yet.
Since Kurea and Besani both trained under a traveling Sensei (Besani trained under her mother, Kyarorain, who was good friends with Might Giru, so they traveled together a lot, and became best friends, but that’s beside the point), they knew about more than just Leaf village history. When asked to list all the Hokages in order, they both wrote down this information plus all the Kazenkages as well.
They passed through every question in under half a minute, until they got to the extra credit question…

CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SasuSaku14]

Awesome!!! One teeny tiny thing: Kazekage doesn't have an 'N' in it. Just thought you'd like to know. Other wise, perfect!

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Chapter 10- (yey, double digits!!)- The written test.

“What is this?” Besani asked herself in a whisper.
Kurea wrinkled up her nose. “This is a Chunin level question, at least.”
“Nah, I think its Jonin level. If it was Chunin level you’d be able to get it.” Besani said.
Uwagi just whimpered.
“I can get this kind of question if I’m looking at the actual situation…” Kurea started. All of a sudden she sat up and raised her hand. “Iruka-Sensei?”
“Yes, Kurea, are you finished?”
“Not yet. I was just wondering, is it against the rules to put myself in a genjutsu so that I can see the problem as if I were in it?”
Iruka turned to Temari. Temari smirked, and nodded.
“Alright, that’s against the rules, sorry Kurea.”
“Oh well, genjutsu’s not my strong spot anyway…”
Just then Uwagi trotted across the room and handed his paper to Iruka.
“Besani, it looks like your dog is smarter than we are!” Kurea whispered to Besani.
Besani raised her hand.
“Yes, Besani?” Iruka said.
“Are we allowed to work together on the extra credit problem?” she asked.
“Yes you may.” Temari said, before Iruka had a chance to ask her.
“Whew!” Besani said.
“Alright, let’s read it over again.” Kurea said.
If you are in the forest surrounded by 4 enemy ninja, all stronger than you, and the only weapons you have are four shuriken, eight senbon, three paper bombs, five kunai, and six poison smoke bombs, and your chakra level has depleted to almost zero, how should you use these weapons to make your escape?
“Maybe we should just sit there and hope they go away.” Kurea said.
“If they have you surrounded, it would seem that they’re trying to attack you.” Besani said.
“Ah.” Kurea said. “You have a point there.”
“I think, first off, we should pray.” Besani said.
“That’s a given.” Kurea agreed. “That’s the first thing to do no matter what the situation is.”
“Well, let’s pray now, to ask God to help us figure this thing out.”
They joined hands and talked to God for a bit.
“Alright, I think we’re ready to tackle this now.” Besani said.
“Okay, so if we use the poison smoke bombs, the smoke would spread out and we might be able to get away, but since we don’t know exactly where the enemy is located, we’d have to throw them in all directions, therefore cutting off any getaway route.” Kurea said.
“Figure all that out by yourself did you?”
“Stop being sarcastic, Besani. I’m trying to figure this out.”
“Hey, you know, since this question is way out of our league, and it doesn’t really count towards our score since we already got 100% anyway, let’s make a goofy answer that will make them laugh like crazy.”
“We’ll work separately then.” Kurea said.
“Ok” Besani said with a sneaky little grin on her face.

Later when they were grading the test…

“How did they do on the main test?” Gaara asked.
“100%” Iruka answered.
“And my extra credit question?” Temari asked.
“You mean OUR extra credit question, right?” they all turned to see Shikamaru sitting in a saucer chair with a beanbag pillow on his face. It was a very modern, hip teacher’s lounge. (xD)
“Shikamaru!” Temari said, surprised.
“Who let you in here?” Iruka demanded.
“My dad.” Shikamaru replied. “It was troublesome, but I had to come with him to the Academy so Mom could have some rela***ion time. Anyway, Temari, don’t forget you couldn’t have come up with that Jonin level question without my help.”
“uh, yeah… I was just planning to add that…” Temari chuckled nervously.
“Well, I’m interested too.”Shikamaru said, picking the pillow up off of his face and examining it. “Did any of them get it right?”
“I haven’t looked yet.” Iruka said. He pulled out the last sheet of paper from each test.
“Well?” Kankuro asked.
“Tell us!” Temari said.
Gaara just stood there.
“You don’t have to if it’s too much of a bother.” Shikamaru said.
“Shut up! Yes he does have to tell us!” Temari ran over and covered Shikamaru’s mouth with her hand so he couldn’t spout off anymore ‘it’s so boring’ nonsense.
Shikamaru dropped the pillow back on his face so nobody could see him turning red.
“Anyway” Iruka said. “Uwagi drew a diagram full of dog biscuits and then there’s a few random doodles of Besani and Kankuro with hearts around them, and…”
“WHAT THE HECK!!??!!” Everyone shouted at once.
“Hold on everybody, a dog’s writing is hard to read.” Iruka said. “This is what he wrote: Besani and me would put the paper bombs on the Kunai knives and throw them up as flares to call for help. The Sand ninjas would come to help but Gaara would trip over a root on the way there and fall flat on his face, and Temari would forget her fan and have to go back for it, and Kankuro would come and save us and then Besani and Kankuro would fall in love or something because in my opinion (and I’m a very smart dog) they would be perfect for each other.”
Everyone burst out laughing, even Shikamaru, who had sat up and was leaning over the paper like everyone else.
“I don’t trip over roots.” Gaara said.
“I never leave my fan behind.” Temari said.
“Uwagi is a very smart dog.” Kankuro said. Everyone turned to look at him. “That wasn’t out loud, was it?”
“Yes, it was.” They chorused.
Kankuro looked down, and turned red. “oh. Heh, heh, I meant, Uwagi’s smart for being able to write and draw like that, heh, heh?”
Temari and Gaara looked at each other and snickered.

Alright, end of this chapter, we’ll see Besani and Kurea’s test results in the next one!!!!!!!!

[SasuSaku14]

LOL, LOL!!!!! I'm laughing at Uwagi's answer!!! So funny!!!

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Originally Posted by SasuSaku14

LOL, LOL!!!!! I'm laughing at Uwagi's answer!!! So funny!!!

yeah. what i found the funniest... was.. uh.. well pretty much the entire chapter- uwagi's answer, shikamaru with the pillow on his face, Temari covering Shikamaru's mouth and him turning red (ShikaTema is my absolute fav naruto couple)
Kankuro agreeing with Uwagi and then accidentally saying that out loud, AND the randomness of Gaara tripping over a root. I should make an icon of that. That'd be funny.
a picture of Gaara and the words say: I don't trip over roots.
xD
i'm gonna stop babbling and go make that icon now.

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Chapter 11- the other results.

“Alright, everybody.” Iruka said. “Now let’s see what Besani wrote.”
“From the human test-takers I hope that we can expect a more serious answer.” Shikamaru stated.
Iruka started reading. “It seems to me that since I am surrounded I’m going to die. If my chakra level is depleted to almost zero I wouldn’t be able to make it home anyway. Since it seems I’m going to die either way…. I will take out all of my ninja tools and lay them on the ground in the form of a stick person and then start talking to it. I would talk to it about birthdays and panda ears, and what it wants to do when aliens invade the earth. Hopefully I’d amuse them so that they wouldn’t kill me. Then I will use my last chakra to turn myself into a big bouncy orange elephant and roll around making a low buzzing sound like a fly. Then I’ll start eating dirt. I’m gonna die anyway, right? Then I’ll ask them to throw me a dying party. Hopefully by now they’ll be so weirded out that they will go away and leave me alone until I can recover and go back to the village. The End.”
“uhhhhhh” Temari said. “I’m a little weirded out myself!”
“But it might work” Kankuro said.
“There’s a 1 in 100 chance, MAYBE.” Gaara said.
“This is so bothersome.” Shikamaru said.
“Well, what did you expect them to do? Figure it out?” Iruka asked.
“You have a point there…” Shikamaru said.

Meanwhile… outside

“What are they doing now?” Besani asked. Kurea had her face up to a little hole in the side of the academy.
“They’re reading your answer… Now they’re all acting a little weirded out… except Kankuro. He said it might work… but Gaara’s disagreeing.”
“I still can’t believe you wrote that Uwagi!” Besani was now reprimanding her dog.
“I thought it was funny.” Kurea said.
“What? My plan?” Besani asked. “it wasn’t supposed to be funny, it was supposed to be weird.”
“No, Uwagi’s plan.”
“I kinda thought it was cute too…” Besani agreed. She sighed. “But it would have been much better if they didn’t read it in front of Kankuro though…”
“Why not? Now you know he likes you.”
“Not for sure…”
“Oh, shhh…. They’re reading mine now.”
“Lemme see!” Besani shoved Kurea out of the way.
“It’s MY answer!” Kurea protested.
“Well YOU watched when they read MINE so it’s only fair.” Besani retorted.
“I guess you’re right…” Kurea said.

Back in the teacher’s lounge:

“Now for Kurea’s answer.” Iruka started reading. “Hi, my name is Kurea. I think you knew that. I wrote it at the top of my paper. Well, apparently, I’m surrounded by four strong enemy ninja who I can’t defeat and all I have are these lousy weapons. I can’t fight, so I’m gonna get pummeled. Thanks a lot Shikamaru. Yes I know you wrote this. Temari couldn’t possibly have come up with it all on her own… at least not if it had an answer. BTW you two would be so cute together. But nevermind that. Back to the ‘impossible’ problem.”
Temari turned around and started hitting her head on the wall.
Shikamaru turned red and awkwardly just stood there.
“Ahem” Iruka said. “Temari, if you’ll kindly stop making a racket, I’ll just continue reading now.”
“s-s-sorry…” Temari said.
“Kurea is already turning out to be a bother…” Shikamaru said. But in his head he thought; Temari IS kinda pretty…
“Ahem! Thank you” Iruka said and everyone shut up. “I know that I have poison smoke bombs but with my low chakra level I’m just going to get poisoned with them anyway since I can’t run. So here’s the plan. Let’s just say that Naruto is tied to a tree. Obviously I go and untie him. Then since he’s unconscious he randomly says ‘hey diddle diddle.’ That’s all it takes. A cat rushes in with a stringed instrument and a cow magically appears. Me and Naruto get on the back of the cow and it jumps over the moon. I push Naruto off to live on the moon for good measure (don’t worry I left him with plenty of Ramen), and then I land back in Konoha on the cow. A little dog… Hey, Akamaru, I need you or Uwagi, or maybe both of you, to laugh at Naruto stuck on the moon… and then I’ll just send the dish and the spoon to go up there and help Naruto eat his ramen. He can come back to earth by turning the dish into a flying saucer or something. I don’t know. But anyway….”
“uhhh, ok?” Gaara said.
“Is that the answer?” Kankuro asked
“No way.” Shikamaru said.
Iruka was in tears. “I love it! She combined classical poetry with a problem and created a modern parallel! A stroke of genius!!”
Everybody was staring at Iruka weirdly.
“You gotta remember that he’s an elementary school teacher…” Temari reminded them.

Outside- Again.
“That wasn’t really as funny as you said it was, Kurea.” Besani said.
“Yeah, well I was drawing a blank.” Kurea said.
Just then they heard a noise off in the distance.
“Go, go, go, go, go! Faster!!! If you can’t make it to the academy in ten more seconds, it’s one hundred laps around the world!”
“Sounds like Guy’s training Lee.” Besani said.
“One hundred laps around the world is… Whoa!”
Kurea said whoa partly in amazement because Lee was coming up almost at the speed of sound. The other reason was that Lee tripped over her and fell flat on his face.
“Lee, are you ok?” She asked.
He gave a thumbs up. “Just fine…” Then fell asleep from exhaustion.
“That’s funny, he’s usually just fine when it comes to dodging things. To think he tripped over an unmoving object…” Guy said as he came jogging along.
“In my opinion he was a little bit distracted.” Besani said pointing to Kurea, who was staring at Lee.
“Huh?” Kurea said, looking up.
“oh, nothing…” Besani said.

Ok, sorry this chapter was so long…. I didn’t want to stop! I could have kept writing for ages and ages and ages, and ages…..

[SasukeGirl35]

cute!! I love it

[SasuSaku14]

Omigosh! I can't stop laughing!!!! My sister thinks I'm broken! I actually started crying from laughing so hard!!!!! So funny!!!!!!!!