The Reason Bananas Are Yellow (not the real reason, just a story)

goodiebag · 11-06-2009, 09:56 AM

So you've come here to see why bananas are yellow, i suppose. Or maybe this is the first thing you saw in black, bold letters. Well, i'll tell you something, this was worth clicking on.
The Reason Bananas Are Yellow
Chapter 1: Lovin the yellow
So heres my story. One day a man got sick and tired of just eating strawberries, mangoes, apples, oranges, and so much more.
He went to the grocery store (back in this day, there were no bananas!) and got all the fruits there. When he got home he laid out all the fruits he got and noticed, there wasn't anything that was his favorite color, yellow! Oh, he was a sad man indeed, there were no yellow fruits!!! Then a thought occurred to him,' Maybe I can invent a yellow fruit!
So an hour later he gathered pots
and pans and everything yellow that was in his house. He had yellow cake batter, corn, yellow icing, yellow mentos, yellow skittles, yellow lemon heads, lemonade (which is of course, yellow), even yellow highlighters, yellow crayons, yellow markers, yellow shirts, yellow napkins, those yellow plastic eggs you use on Easter, and even yellow socks!
He put it all in the pots and pans
and started mixing them, adding a little water, pepper, and salt every once in a while. Twenty four hours later steam came up from the pot, yellow steam and bam!!!!! You hear an explosion!!! He looks inside the pot and......
You'll all have to wait for the next chapter!!! Tehe

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