| | Rare times in local KT. Place your mouse over times and items for time conversions and info. |  | | 08-08-2009, 11:43 PM | #1 | I'm a Gleek! Webkinz :) Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,387 | The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! The random advice collum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING! These Webkinz will not give accurate advice. They may also cause side effects: Chronic laughing Eye pain Sudden craving for tacos Itchy or swollen ears Bad hair Sudden dislike of certain songs Ok, so, if you don't mid having these (Weird) side effects, grab some Goldfish Crackers, puon fuzzy socks, and enjoy the show!! Hi! I'm Aspen!
:easter:Lil'Kinz can't host shows! fksjrthsdjkgns? CORN!!!!
:easter:Daphne is a bit... LOOPY!!!! Yuck?
:easter:Ummm...the list of fonts won't pop up!!! You know, Colleen, Daphne has a head injury! Treat her with respect, YOU INJURED PERSON DISRESPECTER!!! *Hits on head with large boulder* *Thumps back legs* I'm Thumper!!! *Thumps back legs* Yuck? *Thumps back legs* Open up the garbage can! *THumps back legs* There is a yucky white thing in it! *Thumps back legs*
:easter:*Opens garbage can* THAT"S THE ADVICE MAIL! RESPECT THE INJURED!!!!!!!!!!!!
:easter:*Opens letter* :
Dears weird webbies,
My taco fell into a cup of grape soda! Now I can't eat it!
Sincerely,
Grapey Taco Well, if you wash the taco off in the pool, then it will taste like chlorine! CORN!! hcfdgsfhgsdh! Yuck!Yuck yuck yuck yuck! YUUCCK! hjsdjkryehjfrs! NEIIIGH! Yuck yuck! *Thumps back legs* I think it is time we stopped the show now! Remember to always respect injured people, PM your advice to me, and keep your tacos out of your soda! BYE!!!
Like it? Remember, you could be on the show if you PM me advice! You need to be sure to include your webkinz name, type, and gender! BYE!!!! | | | 08-09-2009, 03:56 PM | #2 | Get well, Brooke~ Webkinz :) Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,617 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! This. Is. Ultimate. Coolness. I would just get another taco if I were "Grapey Taco". | | | 08-10-2009, 03:42 PM | #3 | I'm a Gleek! Webkinz :) Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,387 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! Welcome, to the random advice collum!! Today, we invited a bunch of green webkinz to answer advice about the environment, and anything related to the color green! Say helloo to de guests! YO! Mah name is Lily! HAHAHA!! LILY!!! YOUR NAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY!!! Enough, Emmett! Lily is a perfectly fine name if you're a girl! *In really deep voice* My name is Rosie!
:gecko:Rosie, you can be a girl if you wanna! I <3 Rosie!!!! OMG!!
:gecko:You're crazy, Kermit! So are you, Used Napkin!
:gecko:Used Napkin is a perfectly fine name! But you're a girl! *Skips in* Oh, hey Used Napkin! Hi, Lily! Hi, Rosie! Like totally we can go get Mani-Pedis aand I can totally help answer mail, gals! Next post is the Mani-Pedi place! P.S-When there are special guests on my show, it means that they are not my webkinz. I will get them eventually. | | | 08-10-2009, 03:44 PM | #4 | (: Jordan :) Webkinz :) Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 538 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! hahahah. those are funny. i actually have a craving for tacos now. lol | | | 08-10-2009, 04:03 PM | #5 | I'm a Gleek! Webkinz :) Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,387 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! At the Mani-Pedi place!
:gecko:Why did we have to drag Emmett and Kermit with us! Incase they TOTALLY get advice mail! *Flips ears* *Bounces* Lets totally go now, gals! Daphne, I thought you were cara-zay! Totally! HJdfkshffjdhdjk! YUck! *Sigh* Ok, lets read some advice mail. *OPens letter* Dear Emmett, Can I go out with you? LOve, Tiffany Sure, you can go out with me! But, ummm...WHO are you? *In deep voice* I'm Tiffany!!Pucker up!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! Next letter! *OPens* Dear Used Napkin, Used Napkin is not a very clean name! The cleanest beagle ever, Jamie
:gecko:It is not my fault my mother was crazy! If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *Clap Clap!* NEXT LETTER! *TEars letter open* Dear Lily, I am a bulldog named Tiffany. I am a girl, but ave a very deep voice. Everyone thinks my mother was crazy for naming me TIffany, since they think I'm a boy. Please help. Love, Not a Boy Well, Tifany, you should wear ruffly dresses, raspberry lipgloss, and Twinkle Toes. Hey, wait a minute! 'Sup?  Ok. What does this magic chair do? (Staps Aspen in and pushes eject button) *Has head injury* Could someone pass the guacamole, Yuck? | | | 08-10-2009, 05:11 PM | #7 | Call Me Sarah! Webkinz :) Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,249 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! FUNNY! talk about LOL! i loveeeee it! keep writing pleas!! | | | 08-10-2009, 06:14 PM | #8 | is a lazy Webkinz :) Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,790 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! LOL LOL OOOOO PIE COOKIES CORN TACOS!!!!!! HA HA HA!! This is xfhncd (funny). | | | 08-16-2009, 07:27 PM | #9 | I'm a Gleek! Webkinz :) Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,387 | Re: The random advice collum!!!!!! My webbies will give you very very VERY random advice! Yuck! Welcome to our show! I don't know what it's called.
:easter:The random advice collum, you *MOO!*  *Is too shocked to speak*
:easter:Aspen, our host, got in a situation involving a very clueless rabbit. Oooh, I bet it was my cousin. She is sooo clueless!
:easter:Ugh. Now, lets open advice mail. *OPens* Dear Random Advice Collum, Aspen, I wish the best recovery from your injury. You will surely heal very fast. May you get back on your feet soon. Sincerely, Your BFF, Kassie
:easter:Umm...you were supposed to take that to the hospital yesterday! Ooops! I guess I took the advice mail to Aspen.
:easter:Then, we will go to the hospital and give her de card. NEXT POST IS THE HOSPITAL! | | |  | | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | | | Thread Tools | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off
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