The Diary of Flea

[zebragurl2]

Hello.

My name is Flea, and I am a FAT cat. Yes, I admit it. I am not only a fat cat, but, in fact, I am the most beautiful cat in the world. I am zebragurl2's extremely perfect tabby cat. I love fans, but, under one condition. McKale, (zebragurl2) cannot know anything about me writing my diary on here. It would be quite bizzare if she found out her cat was a self-centered, diary writing author. Well, I think she already knows about the self-centered part. If you would like to join the Flea Fan Club, (FFC) just post on here, and you'll get your daily dose of....ME!

Love,

♥Flea♥




I am proud to present... the official members of the FFC!!! (Flea Fan Club)

FFC members (in order of # of posts/best fan)

Territot/Sausage (215 posts)♥Love you!♥♥Fan of the Month♥
FairyFlier (182 posts)
000000005/Jade (107 posts)
luck223 (70 posts)
katluvr23 (65 posts)
Firefly (61 posts)
hot4webkinz (42 posts)
superkitty777 (35 posts)
Born2Surf (31 posts)
Ruby369 (31 posts)
makatz (29 posts)
CookiePrincess (29 posts)
tacobell222 (26 posts)
webkinz24/7 (25 posts)
kat95 (20 posts)
sali101 (18 posts)
madolly (17 posts)
smookie (17 posts)
lkb987 (15 posts)
nanook43 (14 posts)
cheekycatlover (13 posts)
vixen500 (12 posts)
rachel21 (12 posts)
Super_Clydesdale_Bros (12 posts)
sassykat671 (12 posts)
AngelKat (11 posts)
Batman (11 posts)
Zesty97 (11 posts)
egsegsegs (11 posts)
KitKat411 (10 posts)
angel13phantom/Blossom (10 posts)
webkinzleopard (10 posts)
Kiwi Krazy/Shelby/Sampson (10 posts)
GabyGlover (9 posts)
bananapop (8 posts)
willow1 (8 posts)
singer58 (7 posts)
DragonStar/Bo (7 posts)
Catsizzle (7 posts)
koalamacy (6 posts)
WIluver345 (6 posts)
coolawsomeAbby (6 posts)
95cute51 (5 posts)
goldmoon17/Rod/Hermione (5 posts)
LittleGirl07 (5 posts)
venus1616 (5 posts)
Princess7446 (5 posts)
hippyhippogurl (5 posts)
laperrierelover (5 posts)
HaileyGirl15 (5 posts)
GeorgeTHE rabbit (4 posts)
ChickPea (4 posts)
Jananya (4 posts)
Gingerpool (4 posts)
kktt34 (3 posts)
obsessive (3 posts)
hollipup4 (3 posts)
gummybear23 (3 posts)
sweettee11 (3 posts)
chinchilla83 (3 posts)
WillowT (3 posts)
WebkinzLuvr6 (3 posts)
Kayrocks1 (3 posts)***NEWEST MEMBER! CONGRATS!***
cheekobaby/Polly (2 posts)
NintendoNut101 (2 posts)
SWildcat7 (2 posts)
Mariahgirl97 (2 posts)
KABearAK1217 (2 posts)
lucas960 (2 posts)
gReTa (2 posts)
Sugardog678 (2 posts)
wetmore1000 (2 posts)
hereigns56 (2 posts)
pup678 (2 posts)
sars (2 posts)
MonkeyGirl0398 (1 post)
Rriel (1 post)
thunder (1 post)
koolcitty224 (1 post)
harrykinz123 (1 post)
GymnastGirl724 (1 post)
NickJerryJonas (1 post)
luckyducky333 (1 post)
PennyPjPage (1 post)
gripperluverxxoo (1 post)
17Clydsdale17 (1 post)
jacilee (1 post)
Caster75 (1 post)
roobellie (1 post)
opossumgirl (1 post)
twilight (1 post)


We currently have 91 members in the FFC!


Congrats to Sausage! You are currently the #1 fan of ME, FLEA!
And in second place we have... FairyFlier!
And last but not least, in third place we have 000000005!

But you better watch your back, the others are catching up to you...

If there is a red star by your name, you have recently moved UP! Good job!


February 27 has been declared national Flea day!!!

And...I am now proud to announce that I'm starting a new program called Flea-FAQ.
All you have to do is question me as much as you can about my life by the end of this month, and at the end, I quiz you. The winner gets something special...
Okay, so all you have to do is PM me to ask me questions, and hopefully I can fit in time to respond. Well, I AM a busy cat, you know.

Rules:
1. You can ask a maximum of 3 questions per PM.
2. Please don't ask me personal information about McKale, thats bad.
3. BE NICE!
4. Adore me.

Quiz is up!
You can find the link on my most recent post.

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I have launched program called Fan of the Month!

For the month of March, there is no the Fan of the Month!
Dedicated action: No reason.
Congratulations to luck223!!!!

You have won the Flea theme song contest!

Now I have to broadcast it...

Here comes Flea
Flea, Flea, Flea
Fatness, cuteness,
all-around wonderfulness
Here comes Fleeaaa!!!


Links to other things Flea!

www.fleacat.piczo.com (My blog!)
http://www.webkinzinsider.com/forum/...d-t425947.html (Story about me!)


I have sad news. Yea, sad.
No more broadcasts.
Because the WI people BLOCKED it.
Sorry, everyone!


Below is the FFC pledge. To join the FFC, all you have to do is sign and post this, and you're in! (Trust me, the FFC & Me rock. But mostly me.)

I, (whatever your name is) promise to always uphold this pledge, and always to love the adorableness, cuteness, fatness, sweetness, beautifulness, greatness, incredible smartness, amazingness, fatness, lovelyness, and coolness, of me-ness, which of course, is Fleaness.

Signed,

(whatever your name is)

[luck223]

Lolz! This is funny! Write more!

[zebragurl2]

Hello.

I have had a chance to sneak on the computer, after eating my delcicious meal of cat food, it tasted like...well, I really have no idea what it tasted like, but it was food, and that's good for me. So, I see we have one taker for the FFC? Great! I knew I'd get people right away, because I'm just so great. Uh oh. I think I hear footsteps coming. Better go. Goodnight my millions of fans!

Love,

♥Flea♥

[applesassy11]

Awesome Diary Flea! Do you have fleas?

[zebragurl2]

Hello.

I have managed to sneak on, my whole family just went to bed, hopefully they don't hear me typing...Well, applesassy, A few years ago, McKale's mom's half brother, Uncle Ryan, as they call him, came to visit. He brought his big black dog, Jake. Curse that devil of a dog. And, as you can probably guess, he had fleas. He slept in the garage, but, somehow, the fleas got to me. I have almost completely rid of them now, but now I have this stupid skin condition called Flea Dermititis. It's when I'm always itchy. And it stinks. I really hate it.
I have the name Flea because McKale bought me at a Flea Market 9 years ago. (If you don't know what a Flea Market is, it's a place where you can go on the weekends and people set up tables to sell stuff, and you just walk around and bargain for stuff.) Well, there were no bargaining for pets, so I was bought easily, but lovingly.

Love,

♥Flea♥

AWWW! Cute!, Keep writing! Is this real?

[zebragurl2]

Hello again.

AngleKat, of course this is real! Would I really be typing here if I was an imaginary fat cat? Well, today after McKale left for school, I fooled around and took a few pictures of myself. Here they are!

Love,

♥Flea♥

[luck223]

You're a cute cat, Flea!

Write More Please!

[zebragurl2]

Hello, once again.

Why Luck223, thank you! I get that alot, because of course, I am extremely cute.
McKale didn't have any school today, so I'm really happy someone is home with me! She, her sister, her mom, and her grandma are in the kitchen right now eating some kind of good smelling stuff for lunch, I think they call it pizza. Oh my, I think they're done eating. Better go!

Love,

♥Flea♥