Webkinz Insider

jstangle · 05-22-2009, 10:25 PM

I am new to this, so tell me if anything is wrong, or something.

Before show begins:

Yay! First day of show biz!

I know! I'm so excited!
:bdog

on't know why you guys are so excited about the show. It's the free food that's great! *chews loudly on chips with mouth open, making a mess*

Thats discusting!

:cmunk:Show starts in 5-4-3-2-1!

Hello and welcome to Channel W Newz! Th--

This is our first time doing the show, so bear with us!

I was supposed t--
:bdog:*licking lips* Will you two stop chattering? *whispers* We're on live TV!

Whatever. Okay, today in Webkinz World, there was a new room th--

I love it! I am remodeling my room now!

I'm sure you did, but--

I put the lamp next to the bed, the TV across from the couch, the fridge in the corner...
:bdog:Oh, I hate that room theme! It's so girly.

Well, thats only because you're a boy.
:bdog:I am not! I am a man.

Yeah, whatever, ok.
:bdog:I am!

Then why do you still have a little baby fat on those chubby cheeks?
:bdog

O NOT!
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jstangle · 05-22-2009, 10:29 PM

DO TO!

CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE SHOW!

Sure we ca--

:cmunk:And thats a rap!

But we didn't get to any news!
:cmunk:Sorry, but the time was up to end the show.

Ugh!

*to Misty and Brock* Why can't you two do anything right!

Hmgh. Well I thought I did a perfect job!

Maybe, but Mr. I love the free food over there, didn't!
:bdog:FREE FOOD! WHERE?

Are you a

!
:bdog:Well I don't know what a

is, but it sounds really cool!

Ugh.

jstangle · 05-22-2009, 11:15 PM

*New show*

:cmunk:We're live in 5-4-3-2-1!

Welcome to Channel W Newz! Misty decided to take the night off to decorate her new bedroom more, and Brock is getting free food. So we have some new friends with us tonight! Please welcome Chesnut and Dreamer!
:abn:It is an honor to be doing the show tonight. Thank you for letting us.

I'M ON TV! I'M ON TV! *looks straight into the camera* MOM, DAD, CAN YOU SEE ME! I'M ON TV! I'M ON TV!

Let's talk about recess at the Kinzville Academy.
:abn:Well I think it's nice to have the students have a little fun once in a while. Even if they are seniors.

So do I. It's great that the Kinzville Academy set this up for the students. They even get to take home a lunch bag with snacks in it!

I LOVE THOSE SNACKS!
:abn:Me too. And it's always fun to play on the playground at recess.

Well, how about we talk about the Pet of the Month being the Cocker Span--
:cs

id someone call for me?

No, we were just discussing how the Cocker Spaniel was the Pet of th--
:cs:I know! It's great isn't it?

Yes, it really is.
:cs:I absolutely love the little movie! And the songs, and how they advert--

We are almost out of ti--
:cs:I'M NOT DONE!

There are other things to discuss on th--
:cs:BUT I'M NOT DONE! LET ME FINISH OR ELSE!

SECURITY!

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jstangle · 05-22-2009, 11:55 PM

You called?

Please take the Cocker Spaniel away.

Why? I didn't see her doing anything bad.

Well she was!

I think everything is A.O.K here. My job is done.

Well can't you take her away?!

She wasn't doing anything wrong. And besides, I want some of that free food over there. There is pizza!

FREE FOOD! *goes over to food* *Brock comes running out*
:bdog:GET OUT OF MY FREE FOOD!

I want some!

NEVER!
:bdog:GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!

*all of them run off, Brock trying to get the pizza from Dreamer*

Hey I want some! *he chases after them*

At least Chesnut is still here with us!
:abn

REAMER! COME BACK! *Chesnut runs after Dreamer*

Um...Ok, then.
*Dreamer, Brock, Security Guard and Chesnut run in front of camera*
:bdog:GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!

Stop! GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!

NEVER!
:abn

REAMER! COME BACK!
*all run out*
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jstangle · 05-23-2009, 12:10 AM

:cmunk:And that's a rap!

Ugh! We can't get any good news in, can we!?

*Security Guard comes back in*

I couldn't get the pizza, but at least there is still one jelly filled doughnut left. *he picks it up, and takes a bite*

Not bad. It has a cherry filling.

DID SOMEONE SAY JELLY FILLED DOUGHNUT?!
:bdog:I like jelly filled doughnuts...

Sorry kids, I got the last one *holds it up to show them*

*screams*I WANT THAT DOUGHNUT! GIVE IT TO ME!
:bdog:NO I WANT IT!
*Chesnut comes in and is out of breath*
:abn:I give up.

It's ok. At least you're not chasing the jelly filled doughnut.
:abn:JELLY FILLED DOUGHNUT?! *she races out after the others*

*calling after Chesnut* You're not very out of breath if you can run that fast!*sighs* Another bad newzday. *sighs again*

Webkinz Mania · 05-23-2009, 07:01 AM

LOL! Poor Black Stallion. XD!

jstangle · 05-23-2009, 10:25 AM

Yes, I know!

*new newz day*

Hello everyone. Welcome to Channel W Newz. I'm Misty here with our friend Brock.
:bdog:Hiya! *munches on chips*

I would be decorating my new room, but we are here because Sophia decided to take the night off, apparently "due to the stress of us two."
:bdog

o you think we are stressful to her?

I don't know. What's stressful mean?
:bdog:I don't know.

Oh well!

*back in Sophia's house, Sophia watching the newz*

Ugh! Those two no nothing about anything except decorating their new room, and eating chips!
:clyde:You got to hand it to them that they are working while you take the night off.

Well I wouldn't have if it hadn't been for them!
*continue watching newz on tv*

Brock, how about you tell everyone about the chips that look so delicious.
:bdog: *chewing on chips* Mmm, mmm, yum, mmm.

Thank you for sharing! Um, may I try one.
:bdog:MMM, MINE, YUM, MMM!

Fine then! If you don't give me one, I won't let you have any pizza at my house.
:bdog:HMM?! *shoves the bag to her*

Thank you! *takes a bite* These are really good!
:bdog:Mmm, mmm, yum, mmm.

*back at Sophia's house*

Those two are filling the entire newz program with CHIPS!
*runs to studio*
*Sophia comes bursting in the door.*

YOU TWO ARE COMPLETE BONE-HEADS!
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