Warnings on Products You Buy! WARNING: May make you laugh... HARD!

[yingxi]

WARNING: MAY MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR PANTS OFF! (OR SOCKS)

1.) On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
(Hmmm... how dumb do you think I am?)

2.) On a jar of peanut butter: May contain nuts.
(*Gasp*!)

3.) On a bag of Doritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(And... should I just steal the bag then?)

4.) On sugarless Bubble Yum: Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
(And your selling this to me?)

5.) On A Cup Of Coffee: Caution! Contents are HOT!
(That's a step in the right direction...)

6.) On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
(Well... a little late for that now, isn't it?)

7.) On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
(*Jumps in pool*)

8.) On Lychee Jelly: The people under 3 years old or more than 60 years old are fobidden to eat alone.
(So... your saying that I should move in with my Grandma?)

9.) On a box of wine: Do not drink and walk in the road, you may get killed!
(Hmmm.... )

11.) On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
(Ah... man! I wanted to multitask.)


12.) On ACT Childrens Oral Rinse: Keep out of reach of children.
(But it's for CHILDREN!)

13.) On Lady Speed Stick Deoderant: For external use only.
(Darn! There goes my snack.)

14.) On the package of an Ace Garden Hose: Do not spray water into an electrical outlet. Severe electrical shock could result.
(Hmmm... do I need to say it?)

15.) On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running.
(Wow. I didn't know that.)

16.) On a package of Just For Men haircolor: This product must not be used for dying eyelashes or eyebrows. To do so may cause blindness.
(Duh! It's for your hair!)

17.) On a bottle of Head and Shoulders Shampoo: For external use only.
(Darn... there goes my other snack.)

18.) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(I'm a "child". I do not drive or operate machinery!)

19.) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of pets.
("Honey! Where's Fluffy? And what are you cooking?")

20.) On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
(Hmmm... yeah. I wanted to do that... uh huh...)

21.) On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
(Should I ask?)

22.) On a cardboard sun shield that keeps the sun off the dashboard: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
(Um... yeah...)

23.) On most Sentry Flea Shampoos for dogs and cats, in the First Aid section: Rinse skin immediately with plenty of water for 15-20 minutes. Call a poison control center or doctor for treatment advise.
(Huh?!)

24.) On most dog toys: This toy is not suitable for children.
(*Gasp*!)

I thought I'd share these to get you going, and please add more!
The next one is 25.
Thanks!
-Ying

[Webkinz5929]

Haha, these are funny (: But there are some that do make sense

2.) On a jar of peanut butter: May contain nuts.
(*Gasp*!)

--They have to put this on for allergy information.

16.) On a package of Just For Men haircolor: This product must not be used for dying eyelashes or eyebrows. To do so may cause blindness.
(Duh! It's for your hair!)

--Some people would want to change the color of their eyebrows because if they're dying their hair blond then they would want to color their eyebrows too. (Eyebrows are hair)

But overall, really funny!

[gReTa]

lol, very nice!

[Samcassie97]

Those are great. Trevor Romain came to my school and he told us a duh joke. So here it goes. On a Treadmill at the Gym it said on a little warning label " If you pass out, stop working out IMMEDIATELY" DUH!

[vahey99]

i dont think those are true and the ones that are there are people who would try to do that and then end up hurting them selves and then try to sue the company so there are reasons even if there dumb

[flowerfan12]

i thought i wasn't gonna laugh but i guess i was wrong i laughed really hard i almost fell out of my chair lol

[Samcassie97]

No offense intended but I have actually SEEN some of those labels on products I buy Vahey. Just because they are a little strange doesn't mean they are fake.

[Smiley Rockr]

Lol thats funny!

And yeah, I've seen them too. Companys think we're all goofs who eat deodorant. Lol

[JJ08]

OMG!! these are hilarious!!! I mean, the companies who put them on the bottle must think we're crazy and "special" or something

[13nattjo]

Lol those are funny! Thanks for sharing them with us!!