The WI newz column

[isabelle99]

THE WI NEWS COLUMN presents. . . .

Stories:

I am planning it out.
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Jokes:

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!

What is black and white and red all over?
A blushing zebra!
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News:

Finding some.
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Jokes from Twins22:

Up in a minute!
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Ittygirl2's news:

Up in a minute!
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Twins22's advice:

Up in a minute!
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We can't do pigsrockoutloud, sorry, so just skim the pages for arcticles by him!
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Webkinzgurl23's high scores:

Up in a minute!
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[Juliette]

Thats a nice newspaper article.

Will it be having updates?

If it will i will be coming back more often!

[isabelle99]

Twins22 is the advice columnist, and he's on so I'm sure He'll write soon!

He just got off. I guess he'll do it later.

[daddywebkinz]

Very cute...keep up the great work!!

[isabelle99]

Yes, it has updates often!

[00steve]

Hi there,

That is a great idea

I might have some tips once in a while to if you guys need them??

I trade every day almost and some times I run into some very bad traders. I have been scamed a few times. when I see an item I dont know I get too excited and give to much for it sometimes lol.

someone gave me a dress and they said it was kinzstyle....later someone else said it was w-shop and when I checked they were right .

I think your list of scams and bad traders is a great idea.

I cant wait to see your newspaper in the future.

Grea work. Keep it up

[isabelle99]

Twins22 PMed me, and He'll be back on tomorrow, he's an advice columnist. If anyone needs advice, post it now!

I think your list of scams and bad traders is a great idea.

I cant wait to see your newspaper in the future.

Grea work. Keep it up [/quote]

Thanks! I hope you enjoy it.

[Twins22]

Hello people of WI! This is Twins22, AKA, I am the advice columnist. If you have any questions, please post them! I will try my best to answer them. I am pretty knowledgable about WW, so don't worry about asking!

Before I help anyone, I'd first like to give a general description of myself. I love webkinz, have been a member of it since April of '06, I love country music, I am generally a serious person in real life, but I still enjoy a good joke evey now and then. I might actually post some of my good jokes if my advice giving is having a dry spell. Also, my favorite webkinz is the Black fresian. Again, don't be afraid to ask for some advice!


Also, feel free to post comments. Tell us if you like the paper, and if you have any suggestions, let them be known! You may post on here too, we haven't had any questions yet, and would like to be of service to someone. Don't feel as if you're intruding on the paper, as a matter of fact, be our guests!

[isabelle99]

Oh, me and Twins22 are going to tell you something about ourselves.

My name is Isabelle, and I am better known as Floral on WW, because that's the pet I usually play with(she's a floral fox). I got my account on July 5th, 2006 and I have around 110 webbies. My webkinz' house is a mansion, I have at least 100 rooms. Most of them are large rooms, but I have a lot of yard, too. I also just got a treetop room. I think I have three or four birds. I have a pet turtle in real life, I've had it for three years. I'll tell you how I got it later.

[Twins22]

Every good newspaper has a comic page! Here is a good joke I know. I hope you all like it!


There was once a man visiting Texas, and he was blind. He walked into a diner one day, and sat down on a stool. He said, "Man, these chairs are big!"
The man next to him said, "Everything is big in Texas!"
The man then asked his waiter for a drink. When the waiter returned, and the man picked up this mug, he was astounded at the size of the drink. He said, "Wow, this mug is HUGE!"
The waiter replied, "Everything is big in Texas!"
The man then asked the waiter where the bathroom was. The waiter told him, "Third door on the left."
The blind man then walked down the hallway. One of the doors was open. He went into the fourth door, fell in the swimming pool, and yelled, "Don't flush!"