The Pandarian Guard
The Pandarian Guard is an organization with a short and undistinguished history. Founded in AD 2007, they serve as the personal bodyguard to Emperor Hippo Augustus. They have thus far foiled exactly zero assassination attempts against the illustrious leader. Despite their imposing presence, the security of Hippo's reign has come increasingly into question. The Emperor has been behaving erratically of late. Most recently he has been refusing to wear clothes of any sort, in an inscrutable protest of Webkinz World's utter lack of togas.
The word is out: the Emperor has no clothes.