The Helloz Angels
The Helloz Angels are the most fearsome scooter gang in Webkinz World. They claim this distinction on the basis, firstly, of being the only scooter gang in Webkinz World; and secondly, on the shaky premise that "annoying" is actually a synonym for "fearsome."
On nights of the full moon, new moon, blue moon, or Moon Pie (basically whenever they feel like it), the Helloz Angels gather at their secret den. There they guzzle gallons of root beer, inhale Pixy Stix, and listen to their parents' old AC/DC vinyls while making fun of Paris Hilton. Eventually this orgy of simple carbohydrates escalates into dares, double-dares and triple-dog-dares; and on a wave of high-fructose bravado, the Helloz Angels ride out to commit mayhem.
Blazing into town at reckless speeds in excess of 5 miles per hour, they shout, "Hello! Hello!" at the top of their lungs. (Sometimes they even blow kazoos.) Now at this point it is usually about 2 o'clock in the morning; and any Webkinz sleeping in the vicinity are most rudely awakened. By the time the police arrive on the scene the Helloz Angels have long since gone, leaving frustrated victims to mourn the loss of their beauty sleep, and opportunistic ear plug salesmen itching to make their pitch.
- mom of 2 teens